DJ SlapDik

professional gooner

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

The Gooning Tax will be the downfall of America
#letthemcrankit

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.

The bill was brought forward by Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade.

Men would be charged with a felony under the law if they engage in unprotected s*x without the intent of impregnation.

Exceptions under the law include people ejaculating in the LGBTQ community, sperm donation, and masturbat*on.

The lawmakers say the point of "The Conception Begins at Erection Act" is to "call out the hypocrisy" of "bills that regulate women’s bodies."

Men would be charged $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second offense and $10,000 for any offense after.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.

The bill was brought forward by Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade.

Men would be charged with a felony under the law if they engage in unprotected s*x without the intent of impregnation.

Exceptions under the law include people ejaculating in the LGBTQ community, sperm donation, and masturbat*on.

The lawmakers say the point of "The Conception Begins at Erection Act" is to "call out the hypocrisy" of "bills that regulate women’s bodies."

Men would be charged $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second offense and $10,000 for any offense after.

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

IM GONNA SEX MYSELF SO MUCH

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

Balling at very high costs today

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

My birthday is this Wednesday if anyone would like to give me a birthday present

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

Just ripped a mean stinker in the library in front of a baddie might have to take 4-10 business days off of school #letemrip

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

Same

[Slickidy rickidy @slicky_ricky0]

I AM THE HORNIEST LITTLE BASTARD

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

@slicky_ricky0

[Slickidy rickidy @slicky_ricky0]

I sucked the soul out of you and you’re going to act like that

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

If there’s one guy I can’t stand it’s that one guy

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

About to crank that hog and kiss a telephone pole going 80

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

Mood

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

I hate golf, probably the second biggest waste of time other than being a Hawkeyes fan

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

Straight chokin the chicken at 8:44am

[DJ SlapDik @SlappyMcApples]

I’m just gooning in Cedar Rapids

[Slickidy rickidy @slicky_ricky0]

I’ve decided to be asexual. No way could I be okay with the chance of my offspring being anything lesser than my genes. There are standards around here and I will not raise a disappointment.