$lash!sam™

Don’t be a hero
greediest bisexual on earth 𝜗𝜚⋆

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

•intro or smt•
~Diary of a wimpy girl~
i have no clue how this app works but i love it!
moots? ifb

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

thanks for 100k followers you are all going in my will

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

i love being a big spoon. shoutout to all the big spooners out there.

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

@karhiocle accomplished.🩵

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

how i feel tweeting to 23 followers and getting 4 likes max

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

ILL FOLLOW BACK WHEN IT LETS ME AGAIN! TYSM GUYS ILY🩵🌈

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

@vjesterc i find joy in my 4 notifications

[𝒞 @vjesterc]

opened Twitter with pure Excitement

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

@xhisverse ama tweet till i mf die

[͓̽t͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽k͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽n͓̽a͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽s͓͓̽̽u͓̽ 𖤐 @rokkstarrrrrrr]

how twitter has been for these past weeks

[rahnaeekkk @rahnaekk]

may i never met another lustful narcissistic manipulative ass ho again :)

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

if i ever catch a bitch hating on zendaya i’d make them bite the curb idgaf.

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

zendaya haters if your out there somewhere in society i hope you die

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

@mrowthine can u see me? can you hear me or see me? can you hear and see me or see me and hear me?

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

people who swallow pills dry. do you exist? are you ok? i’m deathly scared of you

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

@evillesbian999 #same

[⃟⃟⃟ @daintygff]

how it feels to tweet with only 19 followers that don’t interact

[kiersten ⋆˚꩜｡⋆ @evillesbian999]

I’ll block a bitch on Roblox i never gaf

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

@evillesbian999 i’ll block a bitch on pinterest let’s talk about it

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

@evillesbian999 wait yes actually

[$lash!sam™ @Slashisam]

great even the fortune cookies are calling us out now.