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[Shipwreckedcrew @shipwreckedcrew]

Here is Belgium’s problem:

“We have a right to play the US without their best player”

Is not a particularly appealing claim to rally people to your side.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

I really hope Thomas Massie gets to run in a special election for Mitch McConnell’s seat.

[🇮🇴WilliamTheBonqueror @BillTheKid1603]

Black Hills have been American now longer than they have been inhabited by the Sioux

[Phoenix Insurgent @PhxInsurgent]

True story: I was working for a transportation company and we all got called in from our shifts for a meeting that we knew would be layoffs; on the way in, one of the drivers deliberately crashed her work van.

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it GENUINELY feels watching an indie movie destroy every cash grab slop movies made by hollywood

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Saudi Arabia is out. Egypt is out. Iran is out.

England and France are the only Muslim countries left in the World Cup!

[Auri(commissions open) @Auri01927202]

"The customer is always right" strangely dies in places where they have live surveillence like in a casino

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

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[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

FUCKING LMAO

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Brazil being eliminated is way funnier once you realize they’ve been thinking about this World Cup every day for 4 years

[Dissident West @dissidentwest]

Boomers be like “no you don’t understand how hard we had it.
I had to support an entire family with a janitorial job.”

Yeah the fact that this was even possible is proof that the economy was on easy mode for your entire life, pal.

[Dude Czechman 🌲 @RambleMan51]

“You have to vote for my party bro”

“Are any of your politicians promising me a job and a girlfriend?”

“No, basically the opposite”

“That’s too bad, I’ll vote when that changes.”

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Noticed they paid the fare instead of jumping the turnstile

[Smash Baals @smashbaals]

The founding fathers intended for “freedom of religion” to be for various Christian denominations, not demon worship.

[ℌ𝔢𝔬𝔥ℭ𝔶𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔖𝔱𝔢𝔳𝔢 🇺🇸🦅🐺✝️⬜ @emperorthesteve]

See, kids? Life isn't hard! Just be an attractive blond gold digger and marry a rich man in his 60s so that when he has a heart attack on the gold course next year you get all his money! It's that easy!

[Endeavour @RoyalEndeavour]

"Either work 80 hours a week or go die in Iran."

- MAGA in 2026

[Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre]

"Teen takeovers" is just the latest euphemism for normalizing race riots

Young black people organize mass violence and vandalism and everyone is too scared to admit the demographic nature of the phenomenon so we get "changing consumer habits'

[Stephen Lloyd @apparentlysteve]

My racist grandpa watching a giant white guy eliminate Brazil from the World Cup

[Space Koala @SpaceKoala]

Honest question, doesn't a long drawn out interview process waste substantial money and drive away qualified candidates?

What does it do besides give HR justification to suck up even more company resources?

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

The most revered Catholic kings in history regularly ignored the Pope.

Important lesson here.