Matt Slater

Weston super mare

[gabs @gabhowell_]

My mother ladies and gentlemen 😂🙌🏼

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 do you just put the names in a hat pick one out and write a story https://t.co/FYcPsugN0t

[Matt Slater @Slater7Matt]

@ScottGShore fucking lad

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

When you go dogging lock the fucking doors 😂😂😂 via (thatheavykid)
https://t.co/jhZixSthlE

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

Na it's just great personality 😂

[Matt Slater @Slater7Matt]

#FatherBizmas or the macbook pro @LethalBizzle wheres the t shirts at? Got my merry denchmas one from last year still fits 💪💪

[Matt Slater @Slater7Matt]

Work tomorrow or not 🙄 floods

[alex @a_lexburton]

Getting charged £1.85 by a cash machine to get cash out and it has the cheek to tell you to cover your pin to prevent getting robbed lmao

[Sophie Staples @stapseyy]

girls will show off practically all their body 24/7 then moan that boys don't treat them right 😂😴

[Matt Slater @Slater7Matt]

@BCFC vs @bcfctweets today come on your reds ✌

[Matt Slater @Slater7Matt]

So boring the week before payday 😐

[Matt Slater @Slater7Matt]

Don't know what job to do 😏

[Matt Slater @Slater7Matt]

Chat shit get banged👌

[Matt Slater @Slater7Matt]

Wolverhampton today

[Matt Slater @Slater7Matt]

Typical woman parked on a blind corner when I was doing 75mph:S