Slater Robinson

San Diego, CA ➡️ Portland, Oregon

[Slater Robinson @Slater_Robinson]

Throwback Thursday to the time I threw out my back #tbt

[Slater Robinson @Slater_Robinson]

What do you think Shrek does off camera

[Slater Robinson @Slater_Robinson]

@jaclynnthebox I tried to juggle onions the other night

[Slater Robinson @Slater_Robinson]

Scrambled eggs are the best eggs and if you think otherwise you will be folded like an omelette

[Rare @stfuayen]

Gotta stop smoking weed thought that pipe was rafiki off lion king

[Slater Robinson @Slater_Robinson]

Call them Loss Angeles #PadresWin #LFGSD

[Sweets @ChiquitaSWEETS]

I am absolutely delicious and I hate that mosquitoes know it

[Slater Robinson @Slater_Robinson]

@jaclynnthebox Sometimes ya just gotta be the little spoon and that’s okay

[Slater Robinson @Slater_Robinson]

I don’t get why people don’t like to buckle in in cars. It’s like being the little spoon and it’s comfy #hello?

[ian @ianjm27]

“I don’t eat meat, do you have any options for me?”
Yeah I can give you a knuckle sandwich

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday

[Slater Robinson @Slater_Robinson]

@KyleWhite20 @quakerraina I had a feeling you would give me shit for participating in a trend lol

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you accidentally start an endgame boss fight
https://t.co/WzBwLXKKg8

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

A walking legend!
https://t.co/pi3HrmM63s

[Slater Robinson @Slater_Robinson]

@ianjm27 @FmFromB Yummers to both so much

[Slater Robinson @Slater_Robinson]

I want to hug a Panda at some point in my life #goals