Nick

Urban legend

[Nick @SlattNasty]

My business coach: delete Twitter
My broker: delete Twitter
My mentors: delete Twitter
My colleagues: delete Twitter
My own best judgement: delete Twitter

Me:

[DEFCONWarningSystem @DEFCONWSALERTS]

DEFCON 4

[Nick @SlattNasty]

It’s always the dudes that never left their hometown that talk about how much they wanna leave. If you’re miserable here you’re not gonna be happy anywhere else

[Nick @SlattNasty]

@beepboopsloane @prrincesstaylor

[≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[Nick @SlattNasty]

It’s always the brokest dudes that have the strongest negative opinions about college 😂

[Nick @SlattNasty]

Ngl when I was a kid I thought I would need to worry about spontaneous human combustion a lot more than I do

[DEFCONWarningSystem @DEFCONWSALERTS]

Is Putin Bluffing? Russia Keeps Making Nuclear War Threat over Ukraine - https://t.co/lBcyThfHkK

[DEFCONWarningSystem @DEFCONWSALERTS]

The Risk of an Accidental Nuclear Exchange is Growing - https://t.co/ryMRqCUD1V

[Nick @SlattNasty]

Oh and if you’re in a militia you probably shouldn’t post about it on social media you dork

[Nick @SlattNasty]

If you can’t run a mile without stopping you probably aren’t gonna be fighting in a “revolution”

[Nick @SlattNasty]

I’m still mad about that time U2 put all that music on my phone 😡

[Nick @SlattNasty]

We didn’t?

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Why did humans stop building wonders?

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

😎

[Nick @SlattNasty]

All I’m saying is I rarely see a successful person actually say school, college, trade school is worthless

[Nick @SlattNasty]

I just saw dollar tree brought out the sundresses! Summer bout to be lit