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don’t forget to laugh this life’s a joke | chicago fgc

[. @SlaughterDSaint]

Be you.

[Vital Tide @VitalTide]

A Marisa player switching to Sagat is heroic, angelic and noble, but a shoto player switching to Sagat is a dark, depraved, and deeply perverse act

[. @SlaughterDSaint]

crying because you finally get what you deserve shows you don’t have the capacity to think about anyone but yourself

wasn’t crying when he was killing his dogs

hope his kids get ripped apart by one someday and maybe the world will balance out

[dank @cptdankkk]

Former NFL star Michael Vick says he cried for two weeks straight after going to prison

“It didn't get real til they slammed that door and they locked it”

“My first day in there, they kept coming to check on me to make sure I was alright. They were peeking in on me. I took the covers and just put them over my head because I felt like I was about to go crazy for a minute”

“Every time they came to that door to check on me, I thought it was somebody coming to say, ‘Alright, you learned your lesson. Somebody bailed you out’”

“After day four or five, when I realized that nobody was coming, that's when I had to start letting all the emotions out”

“I cried for two weeks straight. I really cried after I got sentenced because I went into my sentencing not expecting to get two years”

“You know what, this is about to be a chapter in my life that I'll never forget. Hopefully I can live to talk about it and laugh about it. It's not a serious matter”

“This is for the next generations to see as they watch this and be like ‘Don't play with your career. Don't play with what God gave you and the position He put you in. Never take that for granted”

[Zito @_Zeets]

Knicks fans are talking about Wemby the way that John Jonah Jameson talks about Spider-Man

[. @SlaughterDSaint]

bad players extremely excited about this sadly

[⚙️Gears Intel⚙️ @Gears_Intel]

Wallbouncing as we know it, will NOT be a part of E-Day's gameplay. 👀

via @IGN

[Nitro @NitroNY_]

I did not win evo for jacko players to abuse their freedom of speech in such a disgusting way

[. @SlaughterDSaint]

tekken players complaining about nerfs need to die bro

[Virum @Virum_FG]

Behind every great anime FGC player is a bad gacha game

[ICHIGO420 @ BBB? @lCHIGO420]

I hate when a fighting game set feels more like strangling someone with a small ziploc baggy than a conversation like I can do both but I really prefer diplomacy and actual fucking interaction

[. @SlaughterDSaint]

@katsuxbt figures the dude named dana wants to be found attractive by other men

can’t fight his way out a paper bag and wants to talk about real men lmfao

[𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗟 𝗞𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗚. @ViltrumGeneral]

"One of my child bearers introduced me to a beverage known as a Horchata. Argall forgive me, I dont think I can subjugate this planet."

[. @SlaughterDSaint]

@RentalLibido @Chicago_Goofies you’re obviously very emotional about this but the facts don’t care about your feelings. two dead cops are not providing shit lmfao

[. @SlaughterDSaint]

@RentalLibido @Chicago_Goofies still alive tho unlike those little bitch cops. cry more

[. @SlaughterDSaint]

@MysterMainiac @fleaval @HelloThereBeter @warrie2021 next time keep your mouth shut monkey. no one will ever care what you have to say since you’re not even intelligent enough to get this one right lmfao

[Neighbourh @yrfreakyneighbr]

The sunlight turned harsh.

[. @SlaughterDSaint]

adi shankar deserves to be torn limb from limb by rabid chimpanzees

[Devil May Cry @DevilMayCry]

🔥Check out a new trailer for @Netflix's DEVIL MAY CRY Season 2, led by Adi Shankar, and animated by Studio Mir, premiering on May 12!

[. @SlaughterDSaint]

the most relevant this guy has ever been was when he got his butt spit in by sonicfox

[Perfect Legend @PerfectLegend]

The fundamental disconnect in Competitive Fighting Games is the gap between competitors and performers. The Twitch era convinced a generation that spectators grant relevance and fund the legacy. This is a delusion. Champions take relevance in the bracket.

I won my first world title in 2006 at 18 years old. There were no streams or bracket cheerleaders. I achieved 5 world titles in my first 7 years of competitive activity across EVO, WCG, and DOATEC. I outlasted an elite international field while the current personalities were still in the audience.

Now we have top players backstage rehearsing choreographed sequences for the main stage then admitting on the timeline they were just "pressing buttons for fun." That is a recital, not a tournament. This scripted entertainment approach is ruining the scene. When you treat rehearsed theater like a religious experience where you are being talked to like a toddler on a morning cartoon show.

The public disagreement you see is just clout chasing from an echo chamber. They move the goalposts to protect a culture of mediocrity. They will devalue a high profile invitational full of world champions as "just an exhibition" to devalue the prestige of a win at an event like the Master Showdown, but then reach back 11 years to find an exhibition loss to use as a receipt. They try to frame technical criticism as a "social issue" just to avoid what I am saying. If an event has prestige, you show up to win. I don't care about the show or the performance. I am here for the reality of winning.

People making jokes about blue check revenue, asking if I am okay, or telling me to "work on myself" are just avoiding what I am saying. I have a 20 year receipt of dominance. I don't need the pennies from Twitter impressions or the simulation's approval to be relevant. My hardware is the receipt. Stop worshiping choreographed performances and put respect on REAL execution.

[Joe Merrick is a cuck @merrick_is]

@PerfectLegend First world title at 18 in 2006, but now you're spouting off shit like this for 7 likes and 6 comments, like a bitter has-been.

At the age of 38, your only legacy is being bodied 0-13, in a first to 10.

You are washed. You're another LowTierGod. Nothing more

[. @SlaughterDSaint]

age isn’t even the issue really any human being outsourcing thinking clearly doesn’t need their ability to think anymore and as such it should be taken from them

[. @SlaughterDSaint]

if someone hits you in a car they weren’t even driving beating them to death is quite literally the only solution

[Sovey @SoveyX]

She’s 93.
She bought a Tesla Model Y with Full Self-Driving because she no longer felt comfortable driving herself.

Now it takes her to church and she uses @grok for navigation.

This is what the technology is for.