Irish Hotep

Gas station dick pill connoisseur

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

@jaseysm0m Like twice tbh

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

Getting high and jerking off who want me

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

@HunterBiden down for quick brewski after work?

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

@nosleeptill1 Crazy how when it started it was a pretty good way of dealing with abandoned property, but it’s been legal loopholed into pretty much being legal theft. But squatters rights unintentionally became a benefit for legit renters somehow

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

Being as gay as possible with my coworker so that he either comes out of the closet or hate crimes me in self defense

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

Love peeling the foil off of a burrito like the dirty little slut it is

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

@kittiibean I think a lot of long term relationships that breakup are cases where one or both parties are checked out or miserable for a couple of years and just don’t have the heart to break it off fully until one bad day

[Noble Savage @nobl3savag3]

North of Shelter Cove and south of Arcata? Yeah you’re gonna find out why that land is cheap real quick.

[kasra @kasratweets]

bringing back the best pieces of media on this

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

Captain Clark is just a reverse abuse goblin when you think about it

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

HOES = OUT

DOES = IN

[(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

Negative rizz

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

Peeing with a boner is an irl skill check

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

Why do all morticians and funeral directors look like that?

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

@holyplanetsz I’m very opinionated

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

You guys are such cliches. He has no idea what he's wearing. He's buttoned both buttons on a two button jacket, which is basically never acceptable. He's wearing a tie pin with a waistcoat. The collar is wrong and it's unbuttoned. Combining 1920s hair with a Victorian moustache is gauche. He looks like a waiter at a try-hard artisanal cocktail place in 2014.

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

@ItsCaspius @TomBFlanagan 35lb bows are used in deer hunting. They are definitely lethal against unprotected combatants.

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

Love stirring the pot at work and then just leaving

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

How I feel the second I realize I’m getting too deep into divination again

[Irish Hotep @SlavicAgent]

@heavyhonkers I like the sound