Nemesislover82

fuck arsenal

[Nemesislover82 @Slayerisgood04]

@_onlyscott Senegalese

[Nemesislover82 @Slayerisgood04]

@leon1977kennedy please

[Crylo 🔜 AC @thatgreenracc]

if I worked a 12 hour shift and my partner said they'd make me dinner and I came home to this I'd plow them through the bedframe icl

[Pukicho @pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Im straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My butthole

[cam ✿ @campplehead]

Nonbinary Michael Jackson: they they

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

I touched her butt too much so she nailed both my hands to the wall

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?

[Tyler, the consumer @cooper39_2079]

“Men used to go to war”

Well now we gay and like boys

[BloridaAlt @BloridaAlt]

Twinks DON'T have FACIAL HAIR
Twinks DON'T have MUSCLES
Twinks CAN'T be STRAIGHT
Twinks AREN'T defined by HEIGHT
Twinks AREN'T the same as FEMBOYS

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

oomf stands for omni-man’s oversized massive farter

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

saying ooooooooooooo your in trouuublleee to my cellmate who just stabbed someone with a shiv

[★ @astarinthesea_]

jerking off in this fucking house is like playing five nights at freddys why does nobody knock

[REN!!!!!!! @girlderping]

fags of a feather frot together

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

WIFE JUST TOUCHED ME IN AN INTIMATE AREA #WIN

[Nemesislover82 @Slayerisgood04]

@Randy_Couture @OfficialJoel4_ dude do u really need 350 dollars

[Francisca Yuri @Frantomsiita]

BOOOOORIIIING #ChokingOnThatGirlcock

[.incu// @MikumoBoy]

Type of guy to fall for the military recruiting booth at the anime con

[Sellia @HuntressSellia]

first actually funny character replacer mod