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[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@amraz_gold @aladinzzy @realFemiOtedola @savechildrenuk Yes he is my dad…. So you are just knowing slow poke
Now cry 😭

[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@NoNonsensezone No level nah even gold berg lol

[Nononsense @NoNonsensezone]

Today, Ibo mothers blocked a Truck going to deliver some drinks and looted all the drinks dry in Enugu

Every where Quiet.. If this happened in Ekiti.. The internet will be on fire by now

[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@chickenmaffy @aladinzzy @realFemiOtedola @savechildrenuk Even if I explain and make it easy as abc 123 you will never get it

[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@chickenmaffy @aladinzzy @realFemiOtedola @savechildrenuk I be wan screenshot my balance of money
But you are an inconsequential poor rat

[Shalewa🤎 @BKudrot35429]

If Algorithm bring this to your tl, please I need a free legit remote job i can do as a student.
I'm really over it😩😭My jewelry business doesn't seem to move anymore.💔
You can as well do well to patronize my business, that will go a long way.
please help retweet ❤️

[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@chickenmaffy @aladinzzy @realFemiOtedola @savechildrenuk Delicious tears
Inconsequential poor rat

[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@chickenmaffy @aladinzzy @realFemiOtedola @savechildrenuk Hot tears 😭

[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@chickenmaffy @aladinzzy @realFemiOtedola @savechildrenuk See tears 😭

[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@chickenmaffy @aladinzzy @realFemiOtedola @savechildrenuk See tears

[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@chickenmaffy @aladinzzy @realFemiOtedola @savechildrenuk Tears 😭

[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@chickenmaffy @aladinzzy @realFemiOtedola @savechildrenuk It like you don’t know I’m another version of otedola we are pushing despite whatever and we are getting some right and some wrong but still we keep pushing forward I’m not a poor thinking inconsequential poor rat like you

[Lord Of Warri @Lord_Of_Warri]

Our stance is clear

[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@aladinzzy @realFemiOtedola @savechildrenuk What has your useless father offered his community?
Infact what has your father offered you cause if he offered you anything tangible you won’t be here telling a billion that has his name to protect that he lied about donating millions
You are a inconsequential poor rat

[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@AwoDIgboHitler @kootujirian @AwakaSensuous @Deethevan @Josh196z @DDonWhytee You guys have no originality atleast Yoruba is 5th on that list cause of originality
What you guys do is importation?
Cause importation is the only reason you are up there if Yoruba ethnicity import half of what you import you will be 2nd and 5th if others import too fake people

[THE TROJAN BEAST @THETROJANBEAST]

TROJAN BEAST INVESTIGATION

NASBOI'S PANTS ON FIRE!

Influencer Accused of Running a One-Man Ministry of Misinformation

LAGOS — Popular skit maker and social media commentator Nasboi has reportedly found himself under intense public scrutiny after critics accused him of repeatedly sharing unverified claims, questionable narratives, and enough misinformation to keep fact-checkers permanently employed.

Witnesses say the situation became so severe that emergency services were allegedly called after reports emerged that Nasboi's pants had spontaneously caught fire from excessive exposure to fake news.

According to sources, the fire started shortly after another viral post was shared without verification.

"We initially thought it was a network problem," one observer said. "Then we realized it was just another fact taking a direct hit."

Analysts estimate that if misinformation were a renewable energy source, Nigeria would have achieved 24-hour electricity by now.

Meanwhile, members of the newly formed Federal Ministry of Verification have advised social media users to perform a simple three-step process before sharing viral content:

1. Read.
2. Verify.
3. Resist the temptation to become a breaking-news broadcaster.

At press time, investigators were still searching for the missing facts reportedly last seen fleeing one of Nasboi's timelines.

DISCLAIMER: This article is satire. Any resemblance to actual burning trousers, flaming influencers, or runaway facts is purely coincidental.

By Ishola Adebiyi | The Trojan Beast

"Where Satire Meets Real News."

[HRM Oba Omotooyosi Bayo M.Akinleye @KabiesiOlukosi]

Don’t let them change the narrative.

Oyo kidnappers are not political actors, they are RELIGIOUS actors.

They demanded for Religion laws, not political party law.

Retweet to expose the truth.

[Lord Of Warri @Lord_Of_Warri]

Look at this selective outrage and hypocrisy.

Ijaw and Urhobo leaders openly threatening war against Itsekiris and the government:

Ijaw leader Gbenekema: “If the government tries any rubbish, I will blow up government assets in my region.”

He got massive applause and hailing. Zero condemnation from any Ijaw or Urhobo.

Ijaw leader Deinbofa Oweikpodo: “If the government wants us to go back to what we were doing before, we will do it. We are not scared. If the Itsekiris think they are up to the task, let them come to the field… We are prepared. Let the government know we are prepared.”

Again, loud applause and hailing. Still no condemnation from Ijaws or Urhobos.

Urhobo leader Victor Okumagba: “If INEC refuses to implement the report, Warri will be on fire 🔥, Delta State will be on fire 🔥, Nigeria will be on fire 🔥… President Tinubu is a chicken.”

More applause and cheering. No condemnation whatsoever.

Now itsekiri’s responded to their threats.

Itsekiri leaders’ response: “they should remember warri crisis how they plotted to wipe us out even with their mercenaries we crushed them…. Ignore their scared tactics…. Things dey. Tools dey.”

Then the same Urhobos and Ijaws scream: “itsekiri’s have threatened to kill us…..They said they have guns! Government must arrest them immediately!”

The same people who were cheering and praising their leaders for threatening to kill Itsekiri people, burn down Warri, torch Delta State, and even set Nigeria on fire are now the very same ones crying and playing victim when the Itsekiri finally responded to those threats.

So only they have the right to threaten to kill itsekiri’s and burn everything down. The Itsekiris don’t even have the right to reply or prepare to defend themselves against these threats?

You can see how hypocritical and evil they are.

[Emir of Port-Harcourt @WOkene]

ESN operatives disguised in police uniforms and involved in kidnappings in Anambra have been apprehended by the Nigeria Police.

[Web3 Slayer Laser @Slayerlaser]

@THETROJANBEAST This funny kpa
Omo da music kinda hard