caitlin with sleep talking husband

You probably found me from an article about an old ex. My now husband also Sleep Talks so no worries! Find me @radiocaitlin and @switching_geers

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

Sleep Talking Boyfriend Update https://t.co/UKlKaKpSzq via @YouTube

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

“Spooky!! Did you know I made that sudden flash?”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

Him: *sits up straight* “Did my timer go off?!?”
Me: “No.”
Him: “Okay, but I had a timer for my blanket? And my blanket??”
Me: “It’s okay, I’m just coming to bed.”
Him: “Oh well, whatever then. No timer.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

“It was the best of times… it was the worst of times… Meow.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

Him: “Do you need any help?”
Me: “No, I’m okay.”
Him: “I can help with the metal.”
Me: “What?”
Him: “I can bendy bend. With the metal. Like pipes.”
Me: “I’m good.”
Him: “But I can bendy bend. I like pipes.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

Him: “The Unfortunate Events book is really good.”
Me: “Yeah?”
Him: “It’s my messiah.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

*cat runs across the bed*
Him: “Hmm…”
Me: “Hmm?”
Him: “Something jolted me awake. Something about crab rangoons. Wanna wrestle, kitty cats?”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

“The cat is a video game. The pillow is soft.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

“No more Tito’s. Call me Queen-o.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

“How was the ladybug?”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

“That’s the only cat we haven’t heard from.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

“Am I pretty?”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

Him: “I have Captain America’s Shield!”
*pause*
Him: “Quick! Where’s Hawkeye?!”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

“Not now, mouse.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

“Mmm yes. Win that turntable for me. That would be greaaaaat.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

Him: “Let’s go get a pizza.”
Him: “We have pepperonis at home.”
Him: “Fuck you.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

“And lastly, I’m a pitbull.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

Him: “I think it’s really cool they used subways.”
Me: “What?”
Him: “I want the Russian headband from Breathe of the Wild.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

“Are you working remotely yet? REMOTELY. REMOTELY. REMOTELY”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

“The spots are off. The spots are off. The spots are off.”

[caitlin with sleep talking husband @Sleep_Sayings]

Him:”If you were wondering who shot you, it was me. I shot you.”
Me: “Oh….okay.”
Him: “Wait… did I shoot you?”
Me: “You tell me.”
Him: “Oh no… did it hurt?”
Me: “…yes”
Him: “I don’t think I shot you.”