SleepyRonny

Grateful 🖤

[SleepyRonny @Sleepies7]

Everybody go through somethin it’s all about perseverance

[MMA Babes @MMABabes]

Dana White considering UFC Rome

[Braves Stash 🇺🇸 @BravesStash]

The damn gas stations need to fix their prices as quick as they ran them up.

[Trumps Nephew @ForgiatoBlow47]

Does This Make You Smile 👀

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

When your government tells you; "we're all in the same boat!"

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Monopoly taught me if you don't take risks you'll end up paying rent to someone that did

[Himbanyama🔑 @KingKe3_]

I automatically assume you’re a bitch if you’re a SGA fan.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

At this point, if you don’t hate the government, you're kinda retarded.

Tell me I’m wrong 🤷‍♂️

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me surviving an entire week without spending $40, then casually dropping $1500 in a single day.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

imagine if twitter had a "nah somebody already tweeted that.…. try again" feature😭😭

[SleepyRonny @Sleepies7]

@RyanGarcia Sybau

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

So if they're using Aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator? 🤔 

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Somehow, the UFOs are going to end up with me paying more taxes.

[Ryan Rueda @PlayoffDude]

Please educate me on this, but didn’t the NBA already say flopping would be penalized with a technical foul starting this season?

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

Believing that Pharmaceutical Companies want to heal you is like believing a Casino wants you to win

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

Fuck the entire US government.

Both sides, fuck them equally.

[Lunix 🌎 @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[lil duval @lilduval]

This nigga YNW melly got locked up in 2019 and still waiting for trial. he doing life and ain’t even been sentenced yet

[SleepyRonny @Sleepies7]

@benlikessport Man yall will say anything bruh literally anything