Sleep talking husband

I've joked for years that I would start a Twitter and record what my husband says in his sleep. So here we are!

[Sleep talking husband @Sleeptalkinghus]

Gotta love waking up at 3:30 am to your sleep walking husband trying to go outside when it's -30°C and he is just in shorts 🤦🏼 #cantmakethisup #sleeptalkinghusband

[Sleep talking husband @Sleeptalkinghus]

#tbt
J- *smacking lips* nom nom nom jalapeno cheddar nom nom nom

Yes my husband dreams about his jalapeno cheddar bread #sleeptalkinghusband #shitjsaysinhissleep

[Sleep talking husband @Sleeptalkinghus]

J: did you put him in a full Nelson
Me: what?
J: did you put him in a full Nelson?
Me: yes I put our baby in a full Nelson *sarcastically*
J: ok, I'm going to give you a noogy *gives me a noogy*
#shitjsaysinhissleep #sleeptalkinghusband #cantmakethisup