Funny that they are just pretending LA is not currently filled with toxic smoke from a warehouse fire involving unknown chemicals and hoping nobody notices.
This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life
The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful
When I first quit cocaine everyone was like oh my god you’re gonna have sm more money on your pockets, and I legit don’t? How tf was that habit getting funded?????
alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.
He forgot the Golden Rule of the streets: You never know who is inside the vehicle.
The good news? Everybody lived. Everybody went home.
But he definitely left his dignity on that pavement.
Respect people's property, or you might get folded like a lawn chair.