Sleepy Dad Tweets

My wife asked me to do something… But I can’t remember what it was. Personal account: @milljm9.

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When Bluey’s dad said “is there a game where I can just lie down?”

I felt that.
@OfficialBlueyTV

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My 4 year old when I played him “All-Star” by smash mouth for the first time

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Uncle Baby Billy > Uncle Billy Bailey

#ItsAWonderfulLife

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Christmas music in the airport does not hit the same when your flight is delayed

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Maybe hell is just being stuck driving on I-95 forever with no exits.

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“Dad how long were cavemen around? Like the 80s?”

- 4 y/o questions-

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What type of culinary heathen does it make me if my favorite food is frozen pizza? 🙈

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“It Follows” but it’s just a four-year-old asking you questions.

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They really couldn’t have made Bluey episodes 14 minutes, huh?

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“It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hamsters”

-My 4 y/o singing 22- 😂😭
@taylorswift13

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How “dad” am I?

Well I just watched 30 min of tree cutting fails on YouTube 😂😭

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I know my 3 y/o is mine because he splits a large pizza evenly with me 😳

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Found out 2 hours after the fact that the 3 y/o tried wiping his own butt tonight…

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In all seriousness tho LeBron going balls to the wall against the Wizards to make sure Bronny got good minutes inspiring parenting.

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If Bronny James can get 5 points on the Wizards I’m confident I can get 3. All I need is a chance @NBA

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I think I just saw a @PullUpsBigKid commercial with John Oliver as a talking poop? 💩

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Mary Poppins still a fox 😮‍💨

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Telling my kids this was Nosferatu.

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It’s that time of year.

Every year I ask myself…

Why why why why was George Bailey having Uncle Billy make the company bank deposits? 🤦‍♂️ #itsawonderfullife

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My dog when I don’t let him eat the cockroach I found and killed:

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Anybody else mix hotel lobby coffee with a hot chocolate packet? 😂☕️🍫

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Is it just me or is the Grinch economy out of control this year?