Watching New Nightmare and felling so triggered by the phrase “goodnight, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite” Freddy Krueger has nothing on those tiny jerks
Just thinking about the time I had to cut my mum off at the bar and when she refused to get in the Uber I booked for her she walked into a tree and knocked herself out
For 2.5 hours I thought the crazy thing about magnolia was that a 28yo thought it was ok to make a 3hr long movie. Then it starts raining toads!? Tom cruise is so good it looks like he’s not actually acting and just channeling himself. Awake, a bit drunk and quite confused.
The Pool - 9/10 so many crazy things going on like why are you swimming fully clothed and then not using that clothing to guard your hands when trying to climb up barbed wire to get out of a 6m empty pool!? Where’s the ladder!? There’s also a crocodile and a cute shaggy dog