Old farts paid "Jake Ferguson", "DaRon Bland", and "Hunter Luepke" to long term contracts with no second thought
But MICAH PARSONS AND GEORGE PICKENS IS WHERE THEY DRAW THE LINE LMFAOOOO
lol I want some of this fan base given meds for their bipolar syndrome.
Gary trade - “OK GUYS!!LETS GO!!”
7 minutes later - “SAME CHEAP ASS JERRY!”
Signing of Jalen Thompson- “WE MOVIN DIFFERENT BABY!!”
4 minutes later- “SO NO DEAN? WE ARE SHIT. FOREVER ALWAYS! CHEAP ASS! IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS THEYLL KNOW HOW MAD I AM!
3 minutes later “I think the draft picks are going to be great! Two firsts!! We got this!
Lloyd signs with Panthers - “UNSERIOUS FRANCHISE!! JERRY JUST GO AWAY!! WaHHHHHHH!!!
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"This is my favorite question of the night ... Our identity is in Christ."
Seahawks offensive coordinator Klint Kubiak shared about his faith and gifting his entire team a Bible at Christmas
Matt Eberflus’s season is over.
He ends the season with
• Worst passing defense in the NFL
• Middle of the pack rushing defense
• Worst red zone conversion percentage allowed
• Worst 3rd down defense in the NFL
• Top 5 in most points allowed
Absolute ASS 🔥
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Micah Parsons’ contract drama isn’t just on Jerry Jones. His agent, David Mulugheta, has a history of dragging out negotiations and using leverage plays that spill into the headlines.
📌 Examples:
– Deshaun Watson: Refused to play, forced a trade, landed the biggest guaranteed deal ever.
– Jalen Ramsey: Demanded a trade, got dealt to the Rams, then signed a record CB contract.
– Jessie Bates: Stalemate for 2 years, tagged, left in free agency.
– Michael Thomas: Training camp holdout, signed then-record WR deal.
– Budda Baker: Trade request + camp drama before guarantees.
– Derwin James: Camp holdout, got record safety contract.
– Tee Higgins: Tagged, requested trade, left Mulugheta after no long-term deal.
– Micah Parsons: Now requesting a trade with stalled talks in Dallas.
This isn’t new. Mulugheta’s playbook is leverage → holdout/trade request → public pressure → eventual record deal.
So when people say “This is Jerry being Jerry”… remember Parsons’ side of the table has its own history.