Ailish McCarthy

Irish comic and breakfast enthusiast 🍳 Basically on here to be that person who doesn't respond to group whatsapp, but on a much larger scale

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.....So what I miss??

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Gladiator and Wicked (Wickediator?) opened in cinemas on the same day. Question - do I need to sit through wicked to understand Gladiator II?

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I cannot explain why I want this so badly, BUT I wish @thisislyra would call her next tour "D'Lyra" 🙏

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Harry Potter and

The one that's 90% in the woods

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Harry Potter and

The one with all the answers

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Harry Potter and

Teenage angst, the Irish woman and the one that made the 2nd excursion more important

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Harry Potter and

The book where the author learned to write (with brackets)

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Harry Potter and

The popular excursion

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Harry Potter and

The least popular excursion

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Harry Potter and

The beginning of a man's obsession with a child

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I took it on myself to read the Harry Potter series across 12 months in 2019. With the relaunch of the Harry Potter series, it felt appropriate to suggest new names for the books

[TryingTimesrugby @Tryingtimesrugb]

Ailish has done so much for the Irish Comedy scene

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If @artscouncil_ie received more funding from Budget 2025 - would you fund non commercial comedy (stand up, sketch & improv) and emerging artists?

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@jesskellynt @EPfestival This is so clever

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@seanferrick Fool me for 800 years, shame on us

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@DublinAirport can you tell me where the return machines are located for bottles and cans?

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Thank you @thetimes for perfectly capturing the journey of the Comedy Amendmeng Bill 2024

[Ailish McCarthy @Sleepy_Comedian]

Thank you @thetimes for perfectly capturing the journey of the Comedy Amendmeng Bill 2024

[St Anthony @StAntoIreland]

He's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now n then when I see his face
He takes me away to that special place
And If I stared too long I'd probably break down and cry
Whoa-oh! Sweet child o Prague

[Ailish McCarthy @Sleepy_Comedian]

I'm not religious, but if a congregation did a parody of Guns of Roses 'Sweet child of mine' but called it "Sweet Child of Prague"...

...I would definitely listen to it

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If this ain't nothing but a Summer Jam...

...how come the dude with the whistle won't shut the fack up?!!!