Sleeptalking Wife

My wife is a sleep-talker and every so often she'll come up with a gem.

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

Do you wanna see the inside of a table? #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

Oi - put a stamp on. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

I think it's just cause they don't like the paper though. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

Stop interrupting me. You don't know all about the cactus. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

Give 'er a kiss. Good girl. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

I feel like you're taking all the craft right now. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

Earthquake. It wasn't me. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

Did you get that pineapple out? #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

Don't get angry, it's just a fridge. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

...And on the port, of all places! #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

Just gotta make that dog a little bit shorter. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

Ooh... It's German. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

Did you see my cardigan? #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

We gave it away remember? There's no cat food lying around. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

OK, but not too far cause we need milk. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

Yeah, it's Japanese...

Ponzu. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

The shed - it's not too small. But also not too big. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

You left a gap in the fence and then all my things fell in the water like my clothes and my necklace. And now I have to go skating tonight and I don't even want to go skating!
#sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

Don't forget to change the clock from the umbrella. #sleeptalking

[Sleeptalking Wife @Sleepy__Wife]

The doctors said don't... <unintelligible> ... dinosaurs. #sleeptalking