Sanitizer

She/her/whatever

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

someone said "passport so weak even the issuing country doesn't consider it valid" 😭🙏

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

not one area among this is improved its crazyyy

[W @voughtboy]

nolan intended it to be watched on iPads.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[mika @mikasagrada]

talvez eu tenha morrido de covid em 2020 e isso aqui seja o inferno

[mika @mikasagrada]

“comida dá energia”

eu depois de comer:

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

They learned to do women's nose jobs, breast implants, bbl, lengthen legs, hair extensions, eyelashes and nails, remove hair all over the body with laser, do artificial tanning, cut out the labia majora, but they still haven't invented a cure for endometriosis

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

The ultimate neurodivergent loop: needing alone time because your senses are fried, but desperately wanting company because you feel profoundly lonely. Both feelings happening simultaneously. Constantly.

[TIBO ☔️ @cmoitibo]

Dieu nous a donné des mains parfaites pour gratouiller les animaux et au lieu de faire ça on a inventé le travail

[Abhinav Singh @Caatalystt]

This is the result of reduced mileage, not some huge demand surge.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[blue @bluewmist]

You've got to get almost annoyingly serious about trusting yourself. You heard what you heard. You saw what you saw. You felt what you felt. Your body is speaking to you. Believe it.

[ @Patralekha2011 পত্রলেখা চ্যাটার্জী @patralekha2011]

Interesting to find that outside of India, all successful Asian nations treat school lunches strictly through the lens of clinical pediatric nutrition and pediatric medicine, rather than religious or cultural re-engineering.

[PrinCe @Prince8bx]

me finding out who viewed my story the most

[valentine @valawakened]

Schrödinger’s flirting…I’m not flirting with you unless you want me to be. And if you don’t, then obviously I was joking the entire time. The intentions exist in a quantum state you’ll never fully decode.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

“We all have the same 24 hours.”

Not me.

I have ADHD, so I have MAYBE a good 30-45 minutes.