Noel Slevin

I carried a watermelon.

[Noel Slevin @Slevatron]

@shornKOOMINS Diego was just cooler. This has to be accounted for! That life is life video is better than messi’s entire post-Barca career!

[Noel Slevin @Slevatron]

@shornKOOMINS I think Maradona was just more troubled. Messi is just far more of a pro. There’s a YouTube video just of Maradona’s passing and it’s honestly one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. Ridiculous stuff.

[Kev @kev_reilly]

“Let’s bring in Darren Cann for his take on Spain’s disallowed goal there in this vital World Cup game”

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

With this post, Salah moves up to 121 assists for Liverpool

[Noel Slevin @Slevatron]

@BenBLFC You’ve earned an afternoon of ‘fucking told you so didn’t I’ replies on here!

[Noel Slevin @Slevatron]

@shornKOOMINS @CurtisJones Calvin Ramsey tweeting an egg with ‘fraud’ written on it by the end of the day.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Noel Slevin @Slevatron]

@TheBelfastRed Haha. Someone else must have done the HT talk!

[Noel Slevin @Slevatron]

@TheBelfastRed Yep not sure I can recall a coaching performance as bad as this. He’s improved virtually nothing since the start of the season.

[Noel Slevin @Slevatron]

@shornKOOMINS @LewisSteele_ Kinda sounds like he knows he might be done. He’s flailing a bit and it’s all very self preservation-y. Unforgivably there’s some of it that’s a bit too close to Hodgson too.

[Noel Slevin @Slevatron]

@shornKOOMINS @LewisSteele_ His stuff today has been properly preposterous.

[Noel Slevin @Slevatron]

@PhilBlundell ‘Don’t be misled’ is so funny.

[Noel Slevin @Slevatron]

@shornKOOMINS He’s incredible

[Noel Slevin @Slevatron]

@shornKOOMINS What a sensational shootout that was from them.

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

In honor of The Pogues Shane McGown (RIP). Born on Christmas Day 1957.

The Body of an American

[Noel Slevin @Slevatron]

@shornKOOMINS I’d bin him tonight. Hasn’t made a single, measurable improvement all season. Can’t even make us uglier to play against at least.

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

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