The Slexecutive Agenda

Local wrestling fan account and anonymous meme corporation.

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The Slexecutives would like to issue a correction to our November update. Quarterly figures indicate this is the #OneTrueProfilePic

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No kings, just business.

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@OntheTurnbuckle While we are sorry to hear of your experiences with current market trends, our business is once again booming 🕶️

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@OntheTurnbuckle @theadambrooksy While we too feel this way about our Intercommonwealth Champion @slexthebusiness outstanding performance tonight, you may need to review your social media manager's work.

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@csmall201 @theadambrooksy While we agree wholeheartedly with your sentiments, our Social Media division wishes to advise that you may have been intended to tag @slexthebusiness

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#OneTrueProfilePic

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On the road to #MCWEndGame @MrGinoGambino has defeated every challenger he's faced so far. But this Saturday 17 November he's going to learn that at the end of the game there's always a Final Boss, and his name is @Jonah_Rock #MonsterBusiness #TMDK #OneTrueKing

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@DowieJames The English Department will soon be running unrelated training for the HR Department.

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Following the brazen violation committed when @theadambrooksy grabbed @slexthebusiness tights during the #MCWHorizons Intercommonwealth Title match, the Slexecutive R&D division would like to announce the creation of the first ever No Tights Just Fights match, pending HR approval

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This Saturday at #MCWEndGame @LochyHendricks will face @DowieJames in a 30 minute Iron Man Match. The Slexecutive OH&S Division would like to take this opportunity to warn patrons of the dangers of chanting "Nyah!" for 30 straight minutes.
Please chant responsibly.

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@JakeAndrewartha

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@JakeAndrewartha Our photography team wishes to assure you that is a sneer, not a smile. However out of fear that you'll come to our offices to complain in person we have taken the liberty of clarifying the issue.

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While the Slexecutives would like to thank Master @JakeAndrewartha for taking our staff through a conflict resolution training session, we would like apologise to everyone who was thrown through a table as a result.

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In the wise words of business visionary Charles Montgomery Burns, "Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business." You don't want to be trapped in Dowie James’ Friend Club when opportunity knocks. #SucceedInBusiness

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In response to the blatant and unethical hostile takeover at #MCWHorizons we wish to assure our shareholders that @theadambrooksy is only an interim Intercommonwealth Champion and that by the time our legal team is done with him, he won't have a ledge to stand on.

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Focus groups with Melbourne momos has revealed that one "Super" @DowieJames is indeed the king of the momo league. Lover Boy @LochyHendricks was unavailable for comment #MCWHorizons

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@TheScorpioCorp Our Market Research Division advised us that it was best to target the Lowest Common DadMomInator.

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Loose Ledge's are an OH&S hazard and have no place in a business environment. The Slexecutives announce their commitment to ridding our industry of these falling hazards, and this Friday at #MCWHorizons @slexthebusiness is ready to carry out that promise.

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@Alexis_B_R @StevieFilip @TomeFilip Factory records indicate that today is the day the hologram projector that is used to create the illusion of @StevieFilip was manufactured, thus allowing @TomeFilip to begin his insidious scheme.