Julian_slg

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Guy who thinks The Doors are opening up at every local show

[Julian_slg @SlgJulian]

@fredmehnersmoos Scheiss Burgholzhausen!

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

[∩ @zachpogrob]

Ye is the ultimate example that

You can say anything
Do anything
Fuck up in every way possible

And raw, pure, untouchable talent will always win, always come back, and can never be stopped

[Kush @kush_147]

Cutting off a narcissist with a victim complex means having to be the villain to their next temporary friends

[m @skitzocat]

"bees don't waste their time explaining to flies why honey is better than shit"

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It’s crazy how much you can get done if you just lock in for 34 minutes

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Chinese in Dubai Marina ? Oh go on then. Bosh

[wim o. 😸🎹 @nyannibalizm]

the new 7 deadly sins are
Gluttony (phone addiction)
Greed (doordash)
Envy (FOMO)
Sloth (Cancelling plans)
Lust (polyamory)
Pride (thirst trapping) and
Wrath (ragebaiting)

[Ronny @Ronny_1917]

9:12 Uhr an der Uni jemand kifft vorm Gebäude junge

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when I forget to stay busy for one second and suddenly get a wave of everything that ever hurt me

[Big Snake Oil 🐍🛢️- PNGTuber @BigSnakeOil]

This movie had two things to say:
1. The healthcare system is broken by design
2. Bigweld FUCKS.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

even my car knows i’m a cold ass white boi

[Sarmo ⚫️🟠 @sarm0161]

Don’t care how good this final may be, it can’t top this.

[ShakeyD @ShakeDrizzle]

been moving different ever since I got a beautiful girlfriend that is reallynice to me

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Going to bed with a sleepy girl is so dangerous because you will wake up and she'll still be asleep and you're like ahhh she looks so pretty I can stay here a few more minutes and then she opens her gorgeous eyes that sparkle in the morning sunlight and

[BestofHxC @BestofHxC]

Crowdkill of the year goes to this guy hitting a dude with the John Lennon

[durchtrainierte kneipenlegende @kaliskayaultra]

jede süddeutsche dorfkneipe hat die nächsten 10 Tage diesen vibe

[Captain Downtown 𓆏 @ZeusOfOlympus7]

@popitforpoppa It’s only a rookie mistake if you can’t close a deal.