Slim

Life is pain and we've got to scrape the joy out of it every chance we get
- Rod Kimble

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Skip Schumaker and Todd Tichenor take a break in arguing to honor America 😭

[The WARmonger @TheWARmonger_]

Harrison Bader (run over by fire engine) won’t return this season.

[MLB @MLB]

KODY CLEMENS ULTIMATE GRAND SLAM!

[Jake Mintz @Jake_Mintz]

I have never before seen a man glove flip a squirrel

[Slim @SliMgoBlue28]

@20YearsAgoSport "You are looking live" with the blimp shot over a packed stadium always hit

[Sammy P @spshoot]

Chip Kelly. Purple vest. Hard hat. Football guy.

[Slim @SliMgoBlue28]

@MLBNetwork Hard to put the inevitable Dodger three-peat as "favorite" considering it might end the 2027 season

[Slim @SliMgoBlue28]

@UNISWAG @BadgerFootball This is just a Rutgers jersey with a W slapped on it

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Me after eating Taco Bell

[AymenZero🇩🇿 @AymZerrouki]

Mr Krabs: you didn't get the job, you're just a kid
Patrick:

[The Mets Newsletter @metsnewsletter]

Read the damn room, Mr. Met

[Slim @SliMgoBlue28]

When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought, alright, another bureaucrat ate it. But then, I found out it was Naz Reid. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.

[ThienemanSZN @ThienemanSZN]

The team the US will bring out vs Türkiye after already clinching Group D

[Christopher Kamka @ckamka]

Classic.
@WatchMarquee

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[Slim @SliMgoBlue28]

@UNISWAG @TCUFootball Take the clover off when they get back and make these the primaries sheesh 🔥

[simo messi 🇵🇸 @petitsimoo]

"Mistaken identity" ils vont déporter quelqu'un en direct c'est historique

[Harold R. Kuntz @HaroldRKuntz3]

Another one of those sentences you thought you'd never hear.

[Slim @SliMgoBlue28]

@AdamSchefter