socks to bed

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

mac demarco is a shittier version of every artist i hate

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

don’t talk to me if you have the audacity to be named some stupid bs like “billy”

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

ran off on the plug THRICE

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

ik right?

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

you’re out drinking having fun, i’m ripping a triple tandem bicycle with 2 of my best buds and throwing microwaved honey buns at the less fortunate (the homeless)

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

wait this was also kind of a bar

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

your gf smells like a urinal cake (post piss)

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

responding to nudes with “this pleases the hog”

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

texting chacha asking it why you’re so stupid and gay

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

@LoresDev

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

if ur not dapping up after a proper cracking, she cheating on u

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

@Section10Pod

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

put olive garden on doordash before i take matters into my own hands

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

old head called me a “gay little douchebag” today, why me bro?

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

lucky my mom lost my palos south honor roll license plate frame, cause id be flexing tf out ts

[James @CaucasianJames]

almost forgot to post a song on my story that nobody’s gonna listen to

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Get r/woosh'd you pathetic turbo virgin

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

if you got 1 ply toilet paper in the crib, launch the GoFundMe igy on a 10er

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

if i had a friend that owned a labubu i’d probably be forced to start whooping ass

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

“shake it more than once you’re playing with it”
yeah bro, thanks, as if i didnt know i was jerking off in the kohls public bathroom

[socks to bed @SlickBoiMitch]

if the “ clitoris” is as sensitive as my nipple when my vape is in my carhartt pocket, yall so lucky