Rick

Stayin’ Alive

[Rick @Slick_Rick9]

@JonahHill hey I just want you to know that you’re an incredible actor & I respect the hell out of you

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@instagram how is it absolutely impossible to get ahold of you guys for harassment cases? It has been going on for days now with no replies at all. Your company is a joke.

[Rick @Slick_Rick9]

@InstagramComms how is impossible to get ahold of you guys regarding harassment cases??? Gross.

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I can’t watch this Katie #bachelorette

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All politicians are hell bound

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@SenWarren Why don’t you regulate the banks that are literally robbing people?

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@kwiddy_smith @MileyCyrus @systemofadown Wow

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@MattFtheOracle The answer is you can’t jelly to the Jonas brother, but you can jam to them 🙏🏼

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Imagine owning bitcoin…couldn’t be me

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I wonder why I have bad memory, then I hear a blink-182 song and remember that those make up 98% of my brain storage

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I’m my honest opinion Creed and Nickelback are 1a & 1b of all time

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@CSURAM88 Aping into @ape_swap ?

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I’m all out of fiat

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Hey @Mark can you do a lil T-swift and remaster some old +44 songs that didn’t make the album? I need it in my veins 💉💉💉

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@ben_rosen @RobComedy uh oh

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@nbatopshot I’m on my bachelor party this weekend and the boys would love a pack to rip! Can you help us out?

[Belal Muhammad @bullyb170]

My heart is shattered my first main event ended like that but Gods the best of planners im sorry to the fans and the @ufc you deserved a full fight.. Alhamdillah the vision is coming back and no permanent damage to the eye I’ll be back and want to run it back @Leon_edwardsmma

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COVID didn’t exist while @ModernBaseball was still a band 🧐

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@TScott0321 Never too early for some TBS

[Rick @Slick_Rick9]

Officer: Sir, have you been drinking tonight? You are swerving all over the road

Me: Sorry, Officer. Cute without the “E” just came on and I couldn’t help myself

Officer proceeds to put his gun against my head and says: Tell all your friends