James Platt

The cake is a lie.

[James Platt @Slida23]

A newly remixed cover of Space Age Love Song, with an action packed video! https://t.co/LZh9BDpNGx

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Tonight, I will be holding a virtual roundtable on the economic and health crises created by the coronavirus outbreak. Tune in at 7 p.m. ET at https://t.co/vreIiWfeoS.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Luke 'Get Off My Island' Skywalker-
ORIGINAL SOCIAL-DISTANCING ENTHUSIAST

[James Platt @Slida23]

Costco completely out of divination supplies, thanks to artist https://t.co/F6cxWOOQhk

[James Platt @Slida23]

I have recently discovered the delightfulness of dilaudid.

[James Platt @Slida23]

@mrbitterness There is a particularly future-distopian look to this area. Like I’m in the movie Brazil.

[James Platt @Slida23]

@cobaltbluetony Thank you

[James Platt @Slida23]

Well, my tweeps, there is no good way to put this, but I have a rather overzealous cancer and I’m not going to make it. If I can decently mitigate the symptoms enough I can hopefully blog about it or something over the next few weeks.

[James Platt @Slida23]

@mrbitterness Thank you, I am in as good a shape I could possibly be in I suppose as far as support. I am hoping to negotiate a landing with some energy and coherence and write intelligibly about the experience and maybe get some music out. remaining time is uncertain. Not getting treatment.

[James Platt @Slida23]

https://t.co/dXSxNSPEmx

[James Platt @Slida23]

Pot just became legal. I thought it would make the acquisition of it much less of a hassle, but so far you apparently have to stand in a huge line out in the cold to get it around here. Has to really suck if you need it for medical purposes. Dealers suddenly seem convenient.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mitch McConnell Inflates Throat Pouch In Show Of Dominance Over Fellow Congressional Males https://t.co/xktgrOdMhB

[James Platt @Slida23]

https://t.co/Cf4BrFSekd

[James Platt @Slida23]

Pachelbel's Canon as performed by train horns https://t.co/hbh40jv5S6

[Mr. Bitterness @mrbitterness]

Breaking my firewall again, but this is informative/instructive as to what a clusterfuck we're dealing with here.

Hope my friends across the pond don't fuck this up. I wouldn't wish our healthcare system on an enemy.

[James Platt @Slida23]

Today I learned that an AI created the phrase "some sort of alien lobster handjob contest"... First they dominated chess and go, and now they're winning at poetry.

[James Platt @Slida23]

https://t.co/hzxFBOast2 via @wired

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Young Blood Transfusion Startup Reopens https://t.co/qHzulaU99i #WhatDoYouThink?

[James Platt @Slida23]

I don’t know who this dude Caleb is, but he is causing a lot of problems apparently.