SlideIntoYourDMsComedyShow

A Dungeons & Dragons-Themed comedy show that takes place every third Thursday of the month at the beautiful Bonus Round Cafe located in Boystown in Chicago!

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Here are some free DND characters for you to use:
- A wizard who’s spells are all inspired by ska songs
- A rogue who only steals Mighty Mighty Bosstones memorabilia
- A paladin with a dark secret (he’s in a ska band)

[Guy Incognito @BullyJDean]

I understand that this newspaper was born two hours ago, but does anyone remember the entire last year where cops regularly killed and beat protesters for protesting police brutality?

US media is just really fancy gaslighting

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Why was his name “Hit Points Lovecraft” if he never produced a tabletop rpg?

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Playing dnd over zoom chat and my whole party accidentally saw my hog

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I think my DM is bitter over his breakup, every monster we fight last night was named Sharon

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🎶 Girls don’t like boys girls like fighting kobolds 🎶

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Happy new year paladins are cucks

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Looking for a new dnd game got kicked out of mine for secretly playing as Paul Blart

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My dm kicked me out of the group for calling his trilby a fedora

[Traci Baker @Pastry_Wizard]

Slide Into Your DMs Comedy Show was insanity in it's best form last night. Go check em out!

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Tonight! We’re at @BeastVillage in Des Moines with an amazing lineup and some of our most insane games. @LeftysLiveMusic at 11!

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My dad won’t let me see the joker because I said I was in antifa

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DM: You encounter a small group of goblins with their leader encouraging them to rise up against the elves
Warrior: How thicc that leader tho?
DM: He dummy thicc

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We’re back tonight at @BonusRoundCafe at 9 pm! We have a killer lineup, some insane games, and also I think there’s a bee in my car!

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@sasimons Once did a show with this guy where he just full on said the N word

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Wizard: I cast anxiety
DM: The orc Irish goodbyes

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DM: Okay, it’s your action
Bard: I play Bright Eyes on my lute
DM: Okay the orcs become disillusioned with where they are in life. One of them calls his high school girlfriend.

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Toxic masculinity deals 1d4 damage each round unless the player succeeds at a constitution save or has a real good cry

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Player: I rolled a 1
DM: Yikes. Your wizard has become disillusioned with the life of an adventurer. He moves back in with his parents to figure out what he wants to do in his life. He joins a ska band. Roll a new character.

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“Alright, we’ll just need to get past the Kings Booty Guards, then we can get to him.”

“Don’t you mean “Body Guards”?”

“Naw, this King is Thicc as hell.”