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A village somewhere in Australia is missing their idiot.

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@_AspiringHero @BarackObama No

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It must be hard for stock photo models to find a date using Tinder, as everyone thinks they’re catfishing.

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me: we're thick as thieves
@ScottayW: ok
me: as juicy as burglars
@ScottayW: stop
me: just a couple of dummy thicc stealy bois

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I dont wanna pull a @2High4ThisShit but Ohmygod @MyNamesBatman. As long as u dont turn the penguins over it should b OK

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Out at lunch with @BurningC0LD and Caleb. She left poor Milo at home all alone. Guess we know which ones her favorite.

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@SlightSardonic @AbigDisturbance @BurningC0LD Seriously, what the fuck that's really annoying.

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@SlightSardonic @AbigDisturbance @BurningC0LD Shit. I meant to respond this to @NotYetSane

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@_J_A_I_M_E_ @MyNamesBatman @ScottayW sounds great :)

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As you can see though, she's still not asleep :P

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Finally lured her into bed with her brand new MLP blanket set.

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@ChloeClassen w/ the wide range of alcohol and hardly anything to eat besides peanuts I'd say its basically the same.

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@ChloeClassen True, true, even though I did finally get it at the perfect angle after @MyNamesBatman knocked it down :P

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@ChloeClassen hahaha, ok, that confused me. Wow, really @AbigDisturbance? Although that did make me laugh, shame on you.