SlightlyRelevant

Investment analyst with 8 years experience. commentary on news, markets, drama & whatever's trending.

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@NotA_Bull Anything twitter finance bros tell you about

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@wacy_time1 Crypto bros pulling fake technicals outta their ass just to still lose. Goodness

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@Scarletkoito333 They hate em because they ain’t em. Simple as that. If they can't beat him, they are required to visualize him in a way their fragile egos can cope with, knowing full well they will never provide a speck of the value he did.

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@nicksortor These dudes dress like 2014 closeted church boys

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@userisstack Haters will hate, epic knows what they are doing. This skin is about to do numbers

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@FreakGleesh @HardscopeClips Not sure how calling it all performative and fake instead of calling them weirdos makes me a simp, but you do you.

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@CharlottesFav_ @HardscopeClips By your argument, every content creator is exploitative. They are taking your attention in exchange for money. Mr.Beast putting neon colors cloths on certain characters so they stand out - by your definition. - would be exploitative, thereby making him a weirdo.

I disagree.

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@HistoryBoomer Pretty accurate

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@Dexerto The roads are safe again

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The Sony disk controversy doesn’t make sense. We lost physical access to media years ago…

The moment games had to be downloaded from a server was when you lost physical ownership.

Go play a Nintendo DS, GameCube, PlayStation 2 if you want that. Buy records, CDs, or VHS tapes if you want physical media. It seems to slow the rot.

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On both sides of the aisle, the incredible amount of profit politicians are raking in at the expense of the American people makes me sick.

I don’t want your hat. I don’t want your book. I don’t want your branded phone or your latest grift.

What I want — what millions of Americans want — is for you all to finally do your actual job and deliver real results that benefit the people you’re supposed to serve. Stop selling us out. Stop selling us shit. Do something that actually helps America for once.

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On both sides of the aisle, the incredible amount of profit politicians are raking in at the expense of the American people makes me sick.

I don’t want your hat. I don’t want your book. I don’t want your branded phone or your latest grift.

What I want — what millions of Americans want — is for you all to finally do your actual job and deliver real results that benefit the people you’re supposed to serve. Stop selling us out. Stop selling us shit. Do something that actually helps America for once.

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@MichaelDell Sex

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Ah yes, because he hasn’t fixed a long-term issue that needs long-term solutions in just 6 months—he isn’t doing his job correctly.

Issues like home affordability take time for policy to have downstream effects, and even then it will be a lagging indicator.

How about we think about basic supply and demand effects? Seems like there’s no change in supply, so what causes the price to keep going up? The demand from people wanting to move to a great city. Probably even more so now than ever with him in office.

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@SimplyCherieCPA Probabaly to have some form of rebuttle when people ask why wealthy people keep evading taxes.

"WeLl tHey cAnT ConTriBuTe tO a RoTh IRA"

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@kevinxu Let me hold your hand through this one:

Index methodologies vs. fund mandates, lags in reconstitution, corporate actions, and spin-offs all explain what you’re seeing.

Oh, and your 20 identical bot replies just got reported for spam.

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@KobeissiLetter I’m highly skeptical the market actually cares.

Oil spikes like this used to move everything — now it’s just another headline in 2026. Markets are far more obsessed with memory stocks, AI capex, and the next Nvidia earnings than input costs or geopolitical noise.

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@APompliano With the Road to Housing bill auto-passing and a mayor finally willing to go against the grain, there’s finally a chance NYC starts fixing this.
Supply is the only real solution to insane rents — $5,295 median in Manhattan is unsustainable. Fingers crossed they actually build.

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Futures opened red slightly.

But I am curious to see where we open tomorrow. I dont think the market cares about this anymore.

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At 5 p.m. ET today, U.S. Central Command forces began launching more strikes against Iran to continue degrading their ability to attack civilian mariners and commercial ships freely transiting the Strait of Hormuz. The Commander in Chief has directed the strikes to hold Iranian forces accountable.