I spent a buncha time writing a really emotional biography for my biography on my business website and then my sister asked chat GBT to write one and I like it better. This is how the robot revolution starts.
I hate when you’re sucking dick so good and you’re so proud of yourself you want to smile really big but the smile gets in the way of properly deep throating #justsluttythings
Things I didn’t know I needed to know: Harrison Ford’s voice is on the original Bladerunner soundtrack. Thank god I charged my vibrator earlier holy fuck.
My favorite thing about being a sugar baby is knowing how upset it would make my deadbeat biological father to know that’s what I do. Maybe if you paid your child support sir we wouldn’t be here. But also I get off on power so probably still be here anyway but with less struggle
My friend texted me a meme I really am struggling not to text to my ex I haven’t spoken to in like 6 years. Dude comes out of my bathroom on our first date and goes “I just need to set some expectations because I cannot compete with that thing you have in there” magic 👅 tho 😮💨🤤
You ever think to yourself like “damn I could be wifed tf up rn if I had a higher threshold for dealing with men’s bullshit” I’d rather be a slut on my own terms thanks.
My villain origin story is going to feature a little dick vanilla ass white dude that I have inexplicably fallen in love with refusing to go down on me
Tell tale sign of being a slutty squirter: After a successful bang I will buy my sexual partner a waterproof mattress cover as an offering of future pussy