Christian Ball

Life is alright I guess

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@gwatsky Oklahoma City

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I wish everyone knew the secret.

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Combination sounds like they’d be the best pizza rolls just because they include everything, but pepperoni is the best 100%.

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Parents shouldn’t have to bury their own children.

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This grasshopper won’t quit following me.

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I’m a sheepish lil bitch boy.

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Every liquor store I go into “Oh you just turned twenty-one didn’t you?” Yes, now give me my fucking drank.

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@Jarod22449932 Cause they little bitches

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@MarshStringer Bees are called bees cause the be flyin.

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Flies are called flies ‘cause they fly.

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I have to return some videotapes.

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Existential dread.

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If you don’t tell your mom you love her you’re trash.

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I get so anxious I make little noises.

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@jeffreyortloff I feel you man

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@MarshStringer It’s pretty large, huh?

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You scurvy shyster bastard. I’m a doctor of journalism, man.

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Hey there silly tummy. Chicka chicka.