Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy)

[Rob Ketterling @robketterling]

Those of us paying attention to his behavior and inconsistencies saw this all along. I was going crazy when Fauci said people could hook-up on tinder dates during Covid but we couldn’t worship together. Glad the truth is finally coming out. Sickening what they did to so many people.

[Josh Howerton @howertonjosh]

The theology of voting 🔽

Christians have been deceived and manipulated on this issue for decades. You need to understand what your vote IS... and what it IS NOT.

Step 1. Make sure you're on the right "team."

[Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy) @SlimAmish]

@AndyOnTheAM @NDSUwbb @Bison1660 This is too close for my liking!

[Josh Howerton @howertonjosh]

🧵The ICE propaganda war 🧵

I do not think people realize the degree to which you are in a propaganda war right now with ICE...

[Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy) @SlimAmish]

@JMWSherman I've never wished for something this hard!

[Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy) @SlimAmish]

@JMWSherman Are you telling me that lions and tigers aren't dropping their cubs into people's laps, while they go defend themselves against hyenas and such?! My world is shattered!

[Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy) @SlimAmish]

@PaulCharchian I concur.

[Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy) @SlimAmish]

@PaulCharchian Olabisi Johnson

[Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy) @SlimAmish]

@Chris_Hawkey @PowerTripKFAN I didn't know they were both nicknamed, "The Kid?!" Not your fault. Nothing but love!

[Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy) @SlimAmish]

@PowerTripKFAN Billy Claiborne was killed by Frank Leslie. Billy the Kid was killed by Pat Garrett in New Mexico. 2 different people. @Chris_Hawkey

[Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy) @SlimAmish]

@PaulCharchian @ArmenSaryan Kene

[Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy) @SlimAmish]

@PaulCharchian For all intents and purposes, not for all intensive purposes

[Seth Gruber @sgruber91]

“Bold-hearted men are always called mean-spirited by cowards.” -Charles Spurgeon

[Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy) @SlimAmish]

@JMWSherman Another act from the "Loving Left".

[Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy) @SlimAmish]

I'd clean out the bowl of half and half at Perkins all the time in elementary school! Rich and creamy! @PowerTripKFAN @CoryCove

[Minnesota State Fair @mnstatefair]

The wait is over, our most anticipated announcement of the year has arrived! 🧀🍒 🍦🌶🥐

We’re thrilled to introduce 33 Official New Foods and eight new vendors joining us at the 2025 Great Minnesota Get-Together, proudly sponsored by @MattressFirm!

👉 https://t.co/v3EmtfW9PY

[Mike Jensen (Bidet Guy) @SlimAmish]

@AndyOnTheAM This year, he plays the Mariota role sadly

[The Initials Game @InitialsGame]

NOW AVAILABLE: V6 of @InitialsGame drops today! 30 brand new games of @InitialsGame for your game night. Need a good Father’s Day gift idea? Make it V6 of @InitialsGame.

GET IT NOW HERE: https://t.co/pB8unvzsse

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

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