Slim Breadsticks

Seep up all the light

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Slim Breadsticks @SlimBreadsticks]

@12_7_99_halleys That one goosefluencer would buy this

[Slim Breadsticks @SlimBreadsticks]

@rocks_boffin Fire up the killdozer

[Y. I. Otter @Dons_Lawn_Salon]

my beautiful 29 year old baby was just kidnapped from his F-15e strike eagle for you guessed it, being white

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

[Alon Mizrahi @alon_mizrahi]

Day 1: it's going to take a couple of days
Day 20: ok we need 200 billion dollars

[Jonathan Norris @jonnorris12]

I think that the biggest difference between the Iran war and the Vietnam war is Donald Trump knew how to get himself out of the Vietnam war.

[Slim Breadsticks @SlimBreadsticks]

@spraytrainer Werewolves of London

[Slim Breadsticks @SlimBreadsticks]

@MUSTDIEmusic Rise of the idiots ☠️

[Slim Breadsticks @SlimBreadsticks]

@Howard_deeznuts My lobster is too buttery

[Slim Breadsticks @SlimBreadsticks]

@memeticsisyphus So close to getting it

[Slim Breadsticks @SlimBreadsticks]

Lmao

[Turning Point USA @TPUSA]

UPDATE: Due to licensing restrictions, we are unable to stream The All-American Halftime Show on X.

Head on over to our YouTube channel tonight around 8PM ET to watch the full show 🇺🇸

[Dundee United FC @dundeeunitedfc]

Focusing on a 𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐄 three points 🤩✅

🍊 2️⃣-1️⃣ 🍀 | #UTDCEL | #DUFC

[Slim Breadsticks @SlimBreadsticks]

@MinnieFluff A clever ruse

[Slim Breadsticks @SlimBreadsticks]

@skism_uk Only NSD mixes when I’m out running. To this day forever grateful for those beefy treats 🌯

[Slim Breadsticks @SlimBreadsticks]

@GandersNotepad That bendy riff in flodown

[Timmy :) @Timmyd124]

don’t be coming in my house pouring no big cups of juice

[Shane Cashman @ShaneCashman]

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.