The Black Market

I’m like a young dark web in its prime

[The Black Market @SlimJYMOriginal]

@EugeneTattedUp Lol just made me realize I need to get my uncle to make me a pair with my daughter’s face on it.

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@Gamblextreme @DVDJXX Better than being a barrel of monkeys I suppose.

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AITA for breaking up with my pregnant girlfriend for throwing my half eaten food on the floor in a fit of rage after I ordered myself something & not her? She said she wasn’t hungry when I asked about going out to eat prior to ordering & I offered to order her food after delivery

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@ccaasshhmere 😂 sometimes you gotta break it down for them

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@ccaasshhmere Your location is saying otherwise

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Imagine trying to blame somebody else’s habits as to why you misplaced something extremely important to you. That’s wild to me.

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I hate when people say, “Alright. Well, I’m going to let you go.” Then proceed to talk about an additional 2-4 more irrelevant things. And it’s usually at the second most inconvenient of times.

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How many relationships are you going to let your unhealed traumas cost you?

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Ayyyye! Let's get it! I have to plan a fall NY trip now.

[✯abz✯ @abra]

WHAT? omg! 😵🤩 i didn’t know lol

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I’m really annoyed with overly sensitive people who like to point out things that they perceive (and honestly, assume) about people but start crying once the same thing is done to them.

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@ChipotleTweets why are your employees too incompetent to ever include the correct drink in my order? Your app doesn’t even allow for fountain drinks to be ordered 🤦🏿‍♂️ Normally they just include an empty cup. So at least there is some improvement. But this is becoming unacceptable

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Don’t text me to come here just to ask me something that could’ve been asked in the “come here” text.

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@THE_IMHOTEP Any situation can go into treacherous waters when dealing with the wrong partner.

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I hate that some people fiercely believe their s.o. should be their everything and vice versa. It’s okay for your partner to be fulfilled by other people in platonic measures. There’s no need to be threatened by that.

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How do tall and really short people have good sex together? (I’m talking ~6’ and <5’) Tried it once and would not recommend. Felt like I was playing a bad game of Twister trying to get in position. From then on I was like my sisters out here - 💁🏿‍♂️ you must be this tall to ride.

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A lot of the problems and frustrations in life stem from the simple fact that niggas don’t read.

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My gf always teases me for following new recipes step by step when I cook them for the 1st time while she brags about just using them for the idea and just ad libs. All cool but not when you skip a crucial step which completely changes the outcome from the desired results 🤦🏿‍♂️

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The security guards at my front gate in my sub are annoying and messy. It’s obvious one is attracted to me and the other one keeps trying to make it seem like me and first one have more than a security guard/resident relationship (we don’t) and always when my girl is with me

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@massatheG Lol. That may be true. Or she may be having giftee’s remorse for choosing a robe that barely covers her ass 😂

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I got my girl her own robe that she picked out yet somehow mine is the one she still chooses to put on when going downstairs 😑