Sadie Zylstra

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[Sadie Zylstra @SlimShadieZ]

Been using way too many eye roll emojis lately you guys, ugh.

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

we love to see it

[Sadie Zylstra @SlimShadieZ]

I fell in love with avoiding problems, haven’t ya heard.

[Sadie Zylstra @SlimShadieZ]

Do any of you wake up in the middle of the night and are unable to fall back asleep until you look up the 7 wonders of the world?! Or are your brains normal?

[Sadie Zylstra @SlimShadieZ]

@pmenth17 Avril deserves to be respected.

[Sadie Zylstra @SlimShadieZ]

@pmenth17 Boi**

[Sadie Zylstra @SlimShadieZ]

The barista at the starbucks by my work that I’m a frequent flyer at hypes up my outfits and I hype up her bomb ass winged eyeliner. Neither of us are drunk in a bar bathroom. I’d like to see more of that energy for 2020.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

me: our son asked where babies come from

wife: he’s too young, tell him the stork

[later]
me: your mom fucked a stork

[kelly oxford @kellyoxford]

Wait, kids on TikTok reserved the empty seats at Trumps rally?
The President was publicly trolled by our children. Have an extra drink tonight parents, you’ve done well.

[Sadie Zylstra @SlimShadieZ]

Why did I read this and say to myself “cheese curds” instead of cowards. Like I just automatically thought of cheese when seeing Wisconsin? Ok

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

The fact that Wisconsin hasn’t taken over the upper peninsula from Michigan tells me everything I need to know about those cowards

[Sadie Zylstra @SlimShadieZ]

The guy working the drive thru at the starbucks I just went through def makes TikTok dance videos when it’s slow...

[Sadie Zylstra @SlimShadieZ]

The only reason I make my bed every morning is so I can “YEET” every single throw pillow off my bed at night time so no matter what I’ll still end the day with a smile. And I will not apologize for it.

[Sadie Zylstra @SlimShadieZ]

Forgot I ordered nose rings off amazon and my mom let me know amazon emailed her that “my studs are on their way” ...y’all shoulda seen the way my face lit up when I thought cute men were coming over. #QuarantineLife

[Kelly Washington @washingtonkelly]

Leslie Knope would have had a binder for this

[Dani Burger @daniburgz]

Not muting your mic is the new reply all

[Sadie Zylstra @SlimShadieZ]

Do you think maybe this coronavirus is just an extended and really rude April Fool’s joke and we just gotta wait it out until the big reveal on April 1st and everyone will be cured?

[here under duress. @lady_iffsss]

Check on your “ ayyy” friends. They’re not coping well during this time.

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

USA has officially passed China and Italy. It’s important you take this seriously if you haven’t already. #stayhome

[Sadie Zylstra @SlimShadieZ]

@Alky52 Who hurt you?