Turns out, that FaceApp filter that makes you look old is just a warning to let you know that you're going to be in the same place in life when you're 85 if you don't get off your phone, stop taking selfies, and go do something with your fucking life.
Just because somebody is always there doesn't mean they actually care. Learn to differentiate between loyalty and leeching. Some people are truly standing by your side; others are just sticking around for a free ride.
A strong dislike for something can actually make you a better person. For example: I fucking hate people who lie; therefore, I call them out on their bullshit consistently for the benefit of society.
If you enjoy burning sage to remove the bad energy in a room, you might also want to consider burning some bridges to cleanse your life of the people who are no fucking good for you.