@PlaqueReport “And I got a wig on so you can’t hit me” lmfao my chest hurts!!!! 😭😭😭 stay safe my guys and keep a wig in your back pocket just in case 😭
2. Midnight texts
“You awake?”
“Just thinking…”
“How’s your night? 😇”
Translation: “I’m bored, horny, and my roommate’s snoring.”
Pro Tip:
If she sends a selfie in pajamas, that’s Morse code for “Rescue me from my sweatpants.”