AbdulSalam🇪🇸🇦🇷🎭🙂‍↔

🕵🏼‍♂️B.ScCriminology and Security Studies
Criminologist🕵🏼‍♂️ Optimist💯||..Ambivert😐👌🏽||FC Barcelona💙❤️⚽||♌🦁 Wizkid🐐||

[AbdulSalam🇪🇸🇦🇷🎭🙂‍↔ @Slimahni]

I’m exactly who I think I am and this is my last year being broke

Bi Idhni Llah❤🤞🏻🎉

#LockedIn

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

when bro that didn’t contribute money for the linkup brings 5 baddies

[• @gnf_ogo]

God please make e click for me this week.

[*DeX* 🩵 @soulanchortz]

when the voice note doesn't record and you have to laugh again

[Drizzy @iconicdrizzy_]

i’m back making skits….. is this creative enough for twitter ? cos yall picky 😂

[Destiny Leonard @desslyonn]

Septembag, Octobag, Novembag, decemball. Amen 🙏🏻

[𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃 @arrakunrin]

Una no go believe say na me dey open gate for my gate man if he comot now.

He say he no know where him key dey. And na me dey pay salary

[TEMS @temsbaby]

Do you get?

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

If I carry 20k go one place go chop, I no go need owambe food again

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

Didn't realise that it's because of my painted toenails that made this guy think I'm gay and has been behaving like a snake all around me at the beach today.

Toes wey na my daughter paint and I totally forgot to clean it off before heading outside... 😂

Ogbeni even called me "babes". Me, Papa Ada, babes?

[Sir Badt @diminki]

I'm paying 500k for school fees and you're telling me to come and pick up my child by 12:00

What has he learnt by 12:00?

Abeg if sun never go down, I no want see that pikin for this house

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

ngga discovers “procedurals” wow.
what a shocker.

[1 of 1 @TUMELQ]

My favourite pastime activity… need dat

[Lerato. @baddaysareover]

You’re a psychopath

[Grace @mhdgrace]

I may regret this

[Saskay @officialsaskay]

For big brother, when I was asked what name I wanted to use and answered, I remember Kayode asking why I didn’t want to use my real name.
Well I was scared people would mispronounce my beautiful name or use it in a trolling manner (they still did😂 cc ‘Ekuke’)

So, if you didn’t know, my name is:

Tsakute [tsah-coo-teh}
:The Same One (literal translation)

(Kamwe language)

You can still call me Saskay. It’s a name that has carried me a long way, but I just thought you should know.

[• @gnf_ogo]

godneverfails.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

sept, oct, nov & dec will be so good to youuuuuuu

[Deejay_Sequence @Deejay_Sequence]

"You sef don chop that girl"

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

People wey asake gada squat with dy say “he dn pass our level” 😂😂

[Why So Sad ? @SonofGabriel]

This is cracking me up 😂