Slimbob McGee

Only the dead have seen end of war.

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

last time i applied to schools i couldnt drink.
lemme tell u kids this magic juice helps a LOT

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@bartlebytaco oblast GOTTA be higher

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

@KarazaaCodes @Onkkiie the 10fold path of abject global misery

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

@pants yes i would like a print of this

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

closing statements
kamala: thank u and good night
trump: 🚨🚨NUKES ARE LAUNCHING EVERYWHERE 🚨🚨

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

my new hobby is eating coins

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

@ZoomerCTO @molochofficial we're so cooked

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

every software team i have ever worked with: our code velocity sux. need more devops
me: looks like ur average PR lifetime is 8 years 2 months. have u tried prioritizing reviewing each others code
team: ...
team: more debvops

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

@edmsillygoose boat big, go up

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

leopards*

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leopards

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

take me to the gun show (the strong arms and safe aura of st peters embrace)

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

hoptal

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

just ate 18yo frozen peas that my roommate has used as an icepack since he inherited them from his grwndfather after the war

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

if i was hercules i woulda had problems with the guy with the stables full of poop i can tell u that much, i woulda give him a piece of my mond i can tell you that much

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

in today’s Political climapt there is nobody left?? to tell us about the Real News i.e. monkeys, towers, new video console games, etx

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

going to be posting for a While because of the current events

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

in a Car Accident. wondering if there is a Lost and Found in the hostipal because i cannot find my vape or my toe rings

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

#algore for all u gore stans, for all u gore fiends, #gore al gore

[Slimbob McGee @SlimbobM]

An Inconvenient Boob
(porn parody of al gore's quest to stop climate change)