GOVERNOR

Chelsea FC 💙💙💙| 6'3 | JERSEY PLUG | FIFA CWC WINNER|

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

Always go to God first, not last!!!!!!!!

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

Fact

Chilwell that season too good 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[PBTIPS 👀 @pbtips_]

Cucurella 4 years combined at Chelsea not touching Chilwell’s 20/21 season alone at Chelsea
Good Riddance ✌️

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

I just hope the Chelsea board really knows what they're doing because who are they going for to replace cucurella

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

Wowww

I'd miss you my LB 😞😞

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

So what's the point of still taking him?

He might miss the whole competition self

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia]

JUST IN: 🇧🇷 Neymar will miss the entire group stage of the World Cup 🏆

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

My first attempt at Masturbation.

It was a gloomy evening, if I recall a Friday because it coincided with the time a lot of my uni floor mates would go for parties.

A little flash back to the day, I'd been with a group of friends who were talking and " Wanking" came up in the convo, as to if it is a bad thing or not.

I'll be honest, first time I wanted to try it was in secondary school, but after putting soul mate cream in my platter and laying tissue paper on the side, somebody walked in, luckily I had not started and I pretended to be creaming my hair.

Fast back to the uni convo, it was as if a giving in me came in, go for it, oh well. I loved trying new things.
So my plan was when I get to my room. Time to try a "Wank-A- Thon" since everyone was saying it's the good stuff.

Got into the room. As usual, I am a kind of person that likes to arrange stuff. I got all my wanking materials together - Soul mate cream, a Roll of tissue.
I ensured the door was locked.
No one was going to spoil the fun this time.🫩

Pulled my boxers gently, went to sit on the bed. At the point I was confused , how do I get the penis up?
Hmmm.... tried thinking of some raunchy videos and raunchy pictures. But seems they were enough to power John Thomas.

Trousers and boxers were still drawn down, with belt suspended, so I thought okay. Porn.
Luckily, I had some Pornographic websites I had written in one small book.

So I opened it, I was not an avid porn consumer but the little video was enough stimulant.
Just like a Dodge Charger that got new batteries. John Thomas got fired up.

I remember doing all the rubbing from the glans to the shaft.
Then I got a little help with the soul mate I had by my side. Took a little pinch, massaged slightly.

Turned my hand like I was handling that stick they use to turn Eba.
I kept going. The images in my head kept multiplying.

Then it seemed ny hands just started working on its own, from little and little. It just went faster and faster, it was if my brake pads had failed.
My hands kept a back and forth motion on the D like a Velcro.
I could not control myself.

It was if I was on cloud 9, I was on another planet, I was in a different mood, it was like some nuts in my head were loose, as if a beast was emerging from within

At this point , you can imagine I was carrying a rock hard phallic extension that was harder than oak tree and a Sequoia.

Then suddenly I felt my muscles started to shake, my heart started beating fast, as if I got struck by thunder, for some reasons my toes curled up like the tail of a chipmunk.

Like an explosion mimicking that of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, there was a jet of fluid propelled out.
A goeey liquid shot out, was that it?..then more kept oozing out like fountain of Niagara Falls.
At that point I was scared.
Did I over do it?
Then gradually the eruptions dwindled, all the magma in me came out.

Like magic, I got weak. I got so tired.
Was this it? This was my first experience but immediately I felt sad, I felt like I had done something bad with my body.
I was still a young guy.
After I cleaned up, and made sure I disposed well.

I'll be in class and those moments will come to my head.
It was disturbing . I was just filled with guilt.

Coincidentally, in my church , chapel, we had elderly one that we were paired it.
I had to take the courage to open up about that episode, because i was having reentry and I needed help.

I got counsel. It was then I understood, I was a man, young and naive but I got help.
You know what they say about curiosity?....

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

This is very horrible

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

❌🇿🇦 South Africa’s Sithole today:

• First half: Made a mistake on Mexico’s goal

• Second half: Red card for him

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

@Maxiishim_ 😭😭😂😂

[TAYO THE PLUG🔌 @olatayoadewuyi]

RCCG National Prison and Hospital Ministry has been serving as legal counsel for wrongfully detained prisoners over the years, calling for prison reforms while at it.

About 70m was spent on over 14,000 prison and hospital beneficiaries in 2023 and 2024 alone.

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

@SuiOgeneris 🙏

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

Officially done with this one year nursing internship 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Thank you General Hospital, Odan
Thank you Massey street children Hospital
Thank you Lagos island maternity Hospital
Thank you HSC
Thank you Lagos State 🙏🙏

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

Wetin do Okoye???

That was a good goal now

[G @Gideoomatic]

Okoye.. https://t.co/Tew0sMsS06

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

Nigerians are smart, skillful, teachers, artists, scientists and much more. The future is in the hands of the youth, don’t stop pushing!

[FB eye🇵🇹 @StillFeechi]

see you in USA, man

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

Ogogo ni

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Declan Rice’s reaction after losing the Champions League final…

He knows Arsenal will go again 👀

[fan (TEV) @TheEstevaoView]

This is how a CB takes a penalty

[Oku @oku_yungx]

I totally understand CHELSEA had a terrible season. Not like i care tho but the world must learn to RESPECT CHELSEA FC.

They had a better game with PSG than the rubbish we saw tonight.

RESPECT BLUE BOYS 🔵👏

ARSENAL has no business playing UCL finals.

FOOTBALL FELL OFF. ‼️

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

They can never have this type of bragging 😂😂

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Arsenal ke

You wan kill them

[GOVERNOR @Slimdad_]

In all of this final abeg make nothing do vitinha and Nuno mendes 🤲🤲

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

🗣️ TINUBU!! TINUBU!! TINUBU!!!
How many times have we called your name?! 😡