Slime Max Kellerman

Slime Max Kellerman

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UPDATE PER SHAMS: shot of JT sulking while leaving the stage with not even a scratch on his finger (he got 3 minutes of screen time looking for a kiss on the boo-boo)

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🚨Per Me 🚨 Jayson Tatum has sustained conversation with the refs for one minute and twenty-three second (1:23), looked at his fingers on broadcast for forty-three (seconds), and was on screen covering his finger with a towel two (2) different broadcast cuts.

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However, there is no evidence is blood or even the slightest paper cuts. This aligns with the sources that have been saying he has “corny-schizophrenia,” leading him to be corny seeking approval at all times

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Somethin I been working on…

*Bisexual person is speaking*
“I’m bisexual”

*Me (in a very swag manner)
“Nah nah nah. Y’all bi. I’m sexual.”
*the whole squad starts laughing*

Let me know what you guys think‼️

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🚨🚨PER ME 🚨🚨: I’ve received word that the baseballs are juiced again for the upcoming MLB season. Home runs will be way up. This will be a story line later the in year. Just remember you heard it here first when some “journalist” tries to break it as their own.

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🚨🚨PER ME 🚨🚨: I’ve received word that the baseballs are juiced again for the upcoming MLB season. Home runs will be way up. This will be a story line later the in year. Just remember you heard it here first when some “journalist” tries to break it as their own.

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Joe Girardi needs to pull the right field line ball girl out of the game. That’s 2 errors now.

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We need @maxkellerman on this show as soon as possible.

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some 'toon trivia with a side of slime

new Tooned In all week 5p/4c

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Somebody slime this man. @Nickelodeon

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That holding call was awful

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ben simmons is a bloke that does fuck all

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