Slime

#1 Court Jester in all the lands

[Slime @SlimeOnTheBeat]

Why is cooking so hard

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@_Kl00wn_ @4chan_green @ManMilk2 Man gets rejected and becomes a “pansexual” they them

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If you didn’t play Sonic Riders growing up, respectfully get off my page!

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Tttthursssdayayayyyy

[bee @bee_not_hachi]

"just pressure him from outside his burst range"
his burst range:

[Slime @SlimeOnTheBeat]

Why would they flavor crayons if they’re not for eating

[gezebelle gaburgably @gzbllgbrgbly]

What if one day you just woke up with no memory of your life in a glass enclosure with a paper towel bed and a bowl of beef grounds mixed with almonds

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@crustyleper Aye mate

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Pissbullmaxxing

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Spastic hours

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Let it go let it go let it go

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Close your eyes I have a surprise

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@CheyShay @GreenTextRepost I think you’ve failed to realize what kind of people read green texts LOL

[gezebelle gaburgably @gzbllgbrgbly]

Is it just me or is it over

[Slime @SlimeOnTheBeat]

@Mini_Madeline No you’re not. I don’t think you should go around claiming that you are when you’ve never experienced a single period cramp in your life. You can be a feminine person without being a woman. You’re in denial, wishing you the best 🙏🏻

[FLΛƬ ΣΛЯƬΉ ÆПGΣL @flatearthexile]

extreme kidney pain after Thanksgiving dinner.