craplord bastardman

Unhinged poobrain. Licensed to fart. Eat the rich. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈. He/they.

[craplord bastardman @SlimeTimeDie]

My hobbies include using my teeth to tear flesh from my lip and the inside of my mouth, just absolutely fucking that shit up

[craplord bastardman @SlimeTimeDie]

@Retr0ReeF @babyschockett @Citrus_TV_ “I’m right reading is pointless” lmao aight sounds little trump-adjacent to me

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@Retr0ReeF @babyschockett @Citrus_TV_ If you can’t read that much, just log off bud. Internet ain’t for you.

[craplord bastardman @SlimeTimeDie]

Who all that i follow on here is on Bluesky so I have more folks to follow??

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@beemop @TheCreamies Please don’t tell us how well you fuck thanks

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@nessguerrero Fuuuuck my condolences. You got to give her a home and safety and love until the end. Will snuggle my nuggets extra in Kyle’s honor. 🫡❤️

[craplord bastardman @SlimeTimeDie]

@88kylesperhour Tbh I wear a lot of hats and for years have not bought any red ones for that reason lmao

[craplord bastardman @SlimeTimeDie]

HEY FRIENDS PLEASE REPORT THIS ACCOUNT. THEY ARE IMITATING @nessguerrero AS SHE TRIES TO GET MONEY FOR HER SICK CAT

[craplord bastardman @SlimeTimeDie]

Sup fuckos I’m on a replacement bird app

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@TweetsYile My brain flashing back to x-men the animated series:

Her and collosus back and forth forever:
ILYANA
PIOTR
ILYAAANA
PIOTR

[craplord bastardman @SlimeTimeDie]

@MetalKhaos Don’t threaten me with a good time

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Okay but I was a cute little enby hoochie daddy today call me pretty

[craplord bastardman @SlimeTimeDie]

@LeftAtLondon Lean?? I fall OVER!! I swear!

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@ElkBit Nice thanks for the thought bud. I’ve got a couple loose threads in one of my discords but unsure ha

[craplord bastardman @SlimeTimeDie]

Yo any of my friends for them Bluesky invites?

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@nessguerrero Ngl wanting to access this episode and the fi/Frosk episode is half of why I subbed to dropout recently lmaaaao. The other half is of course reliably good content. Haha

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@elonmusk just bc you seem vain enough to be skimming the responses: you are a fuckin clown lmaaaao

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@jordha Incredible. A loss for this world.

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The creepiest part about the whole Grimace Shake thing is- what kind of deal with the devil have these people sealed to find the McDonald’s locations with functioning shake machines? Dark magic was already in the soul of these people.

[craplord bastardman @SlimeTimeDie]

Tears of the Kingdom rips but like

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@suddenlygarmo Oh I’ve gotten much better about not stewing in it all so often but sometimes life be like that. It’s been especially interesting in the wake of being like “oh fuck I’m nb” at 30 lmao