slimedick jones

i am slimedick jones

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@soran0312_ humans

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@ArcanaLegacy damn he lasted a whole 20 seconds. near godlike stamina

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@Helldivers_NOW masters of ceremony is pure dogshit and there is nothing of value in it

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@Helldivers_NOW maybe one day arrowhead will realize nobody likes fighting illuminate

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@helldivers2 I only care if the reward is medals, guns, or stratagems. A cape doesn't help me kill bots.

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@Rainmaker1973 scripted, fake, and you're retarded for falling for it

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@_josephine0_ 100% actually

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@Ashleyo4h what do you mean my asshole is bleeding?

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@CANTDIE_ @WARDOGS are you actually surprised that a milsim game attracts chuds? anything military-related is flypaper for racists hooked on the fox-news kool aid

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@ApexSeeker_ Giant Walls, if the past 12 years have been anything to go by

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@NicoRobin_XYZ bee

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@alphafox dude if she sat on your lap you wouldn't push her off shut the fuck up

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@harmonica75050 @historyinmemes Way to out yourself as someone who wants to be wide awake when he's having a literal camera shoved up his ass.

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@Airaswe would be great if he died. that would be super impressive

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@LucasSa56947288 only if he releases the couch sextape

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@Irina_exh the bible literally tells you not to judge people, god loves everyone equally. about half of the "christians" in the comments are failing at their own religion, so they can enjoy hell i guess.

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@Sofia50020Sofia taking huge dumps. all the time. just constantly ripping fat logs of waste.

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@misssidras fucking shoot myself for working a job that's asking me to do an 18 hour shift

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@Helldivers_NOW if it's not medium pen it's trash. coyote best in slot.

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@RaminNasibov I'm not sharing space with sentient hellbugs. I'm from Buenos Aeries and I say kill 'em all