Slimey Bastard

creative executive, digital retail sage, zeitgeist bitch. Ignoring your passion is like dying a slow death.

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

Stripper skills required...

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

Mugshots of Bertha Boronda, a woman who was sentenced to five years in prison for cutting off her cheating husband’s penis with a straight razor, disguising herself as a man and fleeing by bicycle. Photographed in Santa Clara, California, 1908.

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

@DylanInSeattle I don't wear a mask and just avoid all humans at 6am

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

I need to dress in black more often...

[. @swordsjew]

ok fine i called the trump voter hotline to save our country from antifa

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

Hey strippers, does this young man remind you of any customers you've had to handle in the couch room??
https://t.co/s5IOn58Ytt

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

@stripperhmom I'd throw some cash at that! #BonelessStripClubPatron

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

@Strippers_Diary I have a follow up question regarding the quarters. I will pay you a premium-- i need to do laundry!

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

@BringDaNoyz We're just a bunch of Krak-heads out here, you know

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

Yup:

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

@fuckanin SHOW ME THE PUSSY!!

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

@stripperhmom @robertwoolley But the receipts😂😂

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

Thirty days hath September,
 April, June, and November,
all the rest have thirty-one
Except March which has 8000

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

What day is it? Breakfast?

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

@BringDaNoyz My favorite part is where the president asks Dmitri to turn the music down

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Stop sending me these!

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

Just saw this and agree: I'm in love with ALL of you! https://t.co/rCMCAhGr2K

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

@stripproblems 😫😫😫😷😷😫😫😫😥😥😥

[Slimey Bastard @Slimey_Bastard]

That was me...sorry folks!