𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀

𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚣𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 ☁︎

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

@dthach28 Where? We are day 60 with no rach

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

Not me still double texting with ** when there’s a whole ass edit option

[Izzy in the City @YeahImDrinking]

Need the bars to do housewives trivia so I can actually be good at something

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

TikTok makes me feel like a pressure washer is the cure to everything

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

I think I’m ready to make an enemy out of my boyfriends mom …
by stealing her dog 🥲

[TheBravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

Me trying to explain Scandoval to a non bravo watcher:

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

People who don’t know how to act with their touch tune credits kill me

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

This is our JFK assassination

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

Truly in the mood to clean out my “friend” closet. What does that mean you ask???
Welp, if you’ve maintained friendships that don’t put in the same effort..BYÉ

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

Finally hit $100 in Ulta points and of course my account was hacked. 😩😩

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

@MangoWhiteClaws If you were you’d be from Michoacán

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

I started listening to ‘Back to the Beach’ podcast hosted by Kristen & Stephen.. they have me re watching Laguna Beach and the nostalgia is unreal

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

@KarabisSativa 👀👀

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

Watching Winter House makes me want to do a snowy cabin trip with a group of friends. It would be tough picking which group of friends to plan it with but drinking games in the snow sounds way too lit.

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

How to keep fit?
Like this Doberman who recreates his training while watching television.

[NFL on Prime Video @NFLonPrime]

My girlfriend watching me get upset about my imaginary football team

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

@MangoWhiteClaws I am glad you answered all my questions

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

I would go to a Bravo Bar over a Sports Bar @andycohn

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

Nothing perks me up more than being in a crowded bar and smelling some skunk #WhereTheChillPeopleAt

[𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚖 ❀ @Slimnofski]

Annoyed that my Nordstrom Pick Up Order isn’t ready as soon as I hit purchase