MelaninMonroe

The Blacker The Berry, The Sweeter The Juice. The Darker The Flesh, The Deeper The Roots. IG: @PrettyLipJay

[MelaninMonroe @SlimothyThick]

The real reason I’ve been MIA. I had to focus on school. Focusing on the wrong things brought my GPA down. I still graduated with a 3.7. Honors Cum Laude all while PCSing, TDYs, deployments, & all the other military shenanigans I had going on. BS in Criminal Justice I DID IT!👩🏾‍🎓🎓

[MelaninMonroe @SlimothyThick]

Bruh Plies so mf funny. First thing I see when I hop on here is him talkin bout Britney Spears panties. 🤣😂

[MelaninMonroe @SlimothyThick]

Shit. The tweet replies be the funniest. I be needing me a lil sniggle or two.

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Whelp. I figured out why I couldn’t see tweet replies. Because I hadn’t updated the app. I didn’t like the update. But I guess I’m here now. 😪

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How are y’all reading tweet replies? Every single post I try to read replies on says “this tweet has been deleted”. 🫤

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@_PolitelyRude @HindlesKitchen See this shit right here. It makes no sense. 😩@_PolitelyRude

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Why my shit keep saying "this tweet has been deleted" Everytime I try to view a tweet? Did I miss something?

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They done called this man over the intercom for the past 45 minutes talking bout the gate is closing. Just take off already.

[MelaninMonroe @SlimothyThick]

I done laid out in the sun and tanned. My tan looks mahogany-ish. This shit is beautiful.

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@mak3_em_m3lt 🤣😂 den a mf. Thank you!

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@chefronnie_j

[MelaninMonroe @SlimothyThick]

Not a bad birthday if I do say so myself. I had fun today even though I was slick hungover. Two more days in paradise.

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@VongolaXI_Rain Thank you!!!!!

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Twitter told my happy birthday. But you know who didn’t??? Snapchat. I’m shooketh. I thought we were better than that. They usually on they shit.

[MelaninMonroe @SlimothyThick]

I can’t wait to do a photo dump. 😮‍💨

[MelaninMonroe @SlimothyThick]

I’m loving being on vacay but I miss my babies. 🥹🥹

[MelaninMonroe @SlimothyThick]

No matter how drunk or tipsy I may be I know to wash my face.

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30. Fuck.

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@chefronnie_j You ain’t lying 😂😂😮‍💨

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Idgaf how tipsy I am. “Red” gon need my future husband. He gon be my dependent. 😏

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@chefronnie_j 🤣😂😂😂 you know it’s all good