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*me in elementary school*

Kid: My dad’s a surgeon !
Other kid: My dad’s an astronaut !
Last kid: My dad’s a famous musician!
Me: My dad’s roommate in one of his rehabs was Russel Brand @rustyrockets

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I don’t understand people that have asthma like lock in and breathe tf

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Sometimes I shave my legs for my boyfriend, as a special treat

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Got my taxes done at Claire’s.

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One thing about me is I am never the “idk what do you want” girl. If you ask me what I want for dinner ima tell you off rip. Yeen never gotta work about that !!!

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Drake?????

[chloe star @snowiecone]

gun to your head name a canadian

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Usually they tell us a week in advance if we’re gonna have 1 inch of snow and now we have 2 feet coming tomorrow and they told us this morning?! How the fuck

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@MyaMya1669036 I agree! I like natural diamonds better for sentimental value

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My bf got me a diamond tennis bracelet for Christmas & today he asked me why I barely wear it. I told him it’s because I’m scared I’m gonna lose it. He dead ass looks at me and says “so what if you lose it? I’ll just buy you another one” 😩😅👏🥺

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@AmaraD25896 I found him on Hinge lol and it’s lab! I picked it out, I was looking at a bunch of options both lab and natural and that was the one I liked the most!

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

Where can I buy one of those dirty jew backpacks???

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“Nothing American about it” bit even the..American..flag..?

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

The ⁦@NFL⁩ should apologize to the American people for flooding the Super Bowl with foreign flags. Totally disgraceful.

There’s nothing American about any of this.

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People will still eat McDonald’s like literally who cares ?

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Genuine question, how does this new Melania documentary they’re putting in theaters (???!!!!!) NOT violate any Son-of-Sam laws ?

[The Original Man. @CompareTheNames]

Have dogs.

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“Daddy’s money” okay bro like my bad for being born to rich parents

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My mom just said this woman looked like she was “rode hard and put away wet” to describe a rough looking drug addict in a movie. Can any boomer confirm this is an actual saying or is my mom just completely out of her fuckin mind?

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Watching Breaking Bad for the first time (I know I know). But it’s really pissing me off how good Jesse’s teeth are for a meth head🤦‍♀️

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I’m in my late 20’s (33)

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@cryptofergani $4,400 USD☹️ want to buy some Christmas gifts