MattX2

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Call me Matt or Parrot idk

I probably wont post here anymore, art at least.

Number 1 bird brain trio enthusiast

[Va t'acheter du pain frere 🥖 @Phy_n0ple]

Anyone saying they look like men in wigs has been lobotomized by anime and mangas

[Vino @15x0xx]

I just fulfilled his lifelong dream of saying it 😭

[the homestuck guy @Shed_The_Awsum]

Well sometimes I stick marbles up my urethra and when I nut they shoot out like a shotgun

[nan @angelflesh3]

straight people be like: pedophilia😍😍😍😍

[Kapii @Kapii_ishere]

Scissor me timbers

#animalhospital

[LIAM🐭 @EggsPrince]

roblox players be like: HE'S SO HOT!!!

[queer and loathing in las gaygas @cantsmokehere]

justin bieber in 2009:

[365 @everydayear365]

I think Wifies imprisoned Parrot in Paragon irl
So he can't upload his videos

[MattX2 @Slingshot404]

@dicksukkar 👀👀👀👀👀👀ye.s

[🐍lucifer | severus snape of ykwtwt 👀 @lucifynt]

THE SCHOOLS ARE TURNING UR KIDS BRITISH!!!! RUN EVERYONE RUN

[mononation 💐 @neitotopias]

I see the fandom is taking the ending well

[aspen 💐 drch5 spoilers @soliloquirk]

markiplier having a birthday on paragon’s anniversary

[Lav 🚦 @lavenderwhtever]

@evanvein this is wifies's answer to the question "did Parrot think that the spyglass despawned or did he know that Wifies stepped off of the pressure plate?"

So uu!parrot knows that wifies chose to kill himself early at least

[how many days have the uu!wifies(s) been dead? @since_wifies]

uu!wifies has been dead for 365 days

the original uu!wifies has been dead for 523 days

[Zinc @znzinc30]

Regretevator cast

[Cee 🙇‍♀️ | VIDCON (in spirit) @CeeLaVista]

Happy June 28

[muffinpuffin! Parrot Upload Or Sacrifice All Birds @mxfinnss]

@lemoncandy117 son if there is a SINGLE mention of Paragon in Parrot's next episode I'm going to close my laptop and go to sleep. I've been living for this long by ignoring the existence of Paragon bro don't remind me

[bora ☃️🏆👑 @haxenjoyer]

@lemoncandy117 for the first half i thought you meant parrot & wifies snow base

[lemon 2🦜☯️ @lemoncandy117]

so all this talk about the wifies death anniversary tmrw… but what’s the one place that only parrot knows about, would hide him from saps, and would provide him with resources he needs to get back on his feet? Paragon.